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Snowden Apology Letter Deemed A Hoax

A letter circulating the internet in which CIA leaker Edward Snowden retracts his statements and offers an apology has been deemed a hoax, according to State Department officials.

"Baby, why's it got to be this way" begins the letter "Remember all the good times? The weekend in Maine, all the good times back at the crib? Baby I miss you more every day."

According to representatives of the United States, "That Snowden is a no-good two-timer. He always be talkin' to other countries. Even if he really is sorry we just know he'll do it again. He always up to his old tricks."

The letter offers a different viewpoint, waxing poetic:

Baby I've been to Chinatown,
And all them ladies just make me frown.
Sure I talkin' to countries in the north,
And some down south for what it's worth,
But my country is the best in the west,
USA, baby, you the best.

Unnamed sources have stated that the letter was bordered with hearts with arrows through them, and carried the distinct scent of Snowden's favorite cologne, CK One.

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BMWJIM's picture

Lol! You

are too much!


1976-1982 USMC, Having my hands in the soil keeps me from soiling my hands on useless politicians.

Just callin' it like I see it.


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

deacon's picture

anyone who knows they are right

will not apologize,they stick to their guns
what good wold an apology do concerning the fed gov?
he would already know,he is a dead man,even if he wrote that
he would know at this point it doesn't matter,he is marked with a bold red
this is the way i see it anyways

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

Good point.


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

I'm really starting to get a stinking suspicion...

this letter is someone's idea of a joke.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

I won't believe a word of this...

until someone on c-span denies it.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.