Overlord of Texas won't seek another termSubmitted by Ulfilas on Mon, 07/08/2013 - 15:13
Throw your cowboy hats in the air!
Rick Perry (read Lyndon Johnson) has announced he will not seek reelection. His days of wheeling and dealing with businesses in his corner like a true democrat will end in 2014.
Neocons in attendance were dissappointed their bumbling idol wasn't running again.
Progressives were ironically thrilled about him leaving, though Perry's economic policies for the state were eerily similar to a central planner who ran for Senate and eventually sat in the Whitehouse in the 60's.