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Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

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I could really go for some pandacakes right now.

With authentic gravy.

9-11 was a panda job.

To all you crazy midnight drunken forum bloggers out there...


9-11 was a panda job.

So relieved to see the Onion logo.


Piddle, Twiddle... An Emergency, no less! LMAO!

The guy on the left was freakin' hysterical!!! Glad this entire "emergency" was done on video. Piddle, twiddle Congress has a very warped sense of what is important. http://youtu.be/DqAdlkJDt7k

How well art imitates life! No wonder this country is going to hell in a high speed jet.


“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

Great clips! Check out the John Adams documentary...

from HBO...

9-11 was a panda job.

meekandmild's picture

Send this to your congress critter

see if they support this bill. See if you get a response and what it says then post it here.
See if your congress critter knows the difference between a fake bill and a bill actually in congress.


Thanks for posting this Chris! Hilarious!!!

Seen too many roaches in the

Seen too many roaches in the IHOPS in Texas. Franchise is going down hill.

Southern Agrarian

I hop! You hop! We all hop!


What would the Founders do?

I may

hop in but I never hop out. I need a nap after a Rooty Tooty. :-)

Right there with ya!


What would the Founders do?



9-11 was a panda job.

It's not like it's...

you know...?

9-11 was a panda job.