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Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

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bill3rdteat

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Ok the solution is those that think giant crabs are ok

Must watch: Attack of the Giant Crab monsters and Mystry Island (Giant Crab Attack)

Then after veiwing the two above movies if they still think that Giant Crabs are ok, they must be put in a room with about a thousand or so of the Franken Crabs.

People so full of filth greed that they will create these abominations.

sovereign

Ever heard of giant pandas?the ones that take all the good jobs?

I have.

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they need to get on

CORNDOGS, look forward to the seven footer ! dang rite !

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LOL...Another Good Onion "Intelligent" Report...!!!

The intellectual wit of the writers...!!! My mental state is like a deer in the headlights while watching any of their skits, waiting to see where the mind blowing idea will lead.

Well than.


I take back every bad word I ever muttered about GMOs. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with colossal crab's legs. Even if they shave a few unproductive painful years off of the end of my life.

Sorry to break the tension today...

My friend had me help him spray his apartment for bugs for like the 6th time so I told him they were working on a way to grow all bugs to 50-400 times their original size so there's no way you wouldn't be able to see each one coming. He said "really?" and I said no but if they were he could shoot them with a pellet gun or just moosh them before they could get close instead of spraying poison around his home all the time as ...

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deacon's picture

CRABS?!?!

Is there a cream or lotion for that?
and lastly,will it be covered under obamacare?
inquiring minds want to know,you know
deacon

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

Michael Nystrom's picture

Well then it's settled!

The experts agree.

He's the man.