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Dentist

Dentist

Dentist: "I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes."
Patient: "How much will it cost?"
Dentist: "It's $1000."
Patient: "One thousand for just a few minutes work?"
Dentist: "I can extract it very slowly if you like."

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Cyril's picture

LOL. Evil :)

LOL.

Evil :)

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"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Must be

millions of underemployed dentists out there imo. I see ads all over the place put out by dentists.

When they start handing out coupons we will know the writing is on the wall for many of them coupled with the fact that companies and their part-time workers have no insurance. I do not think all the public sector workers can support them all along with the restaurants and retail and home building imo. They will have to pay public employees much, much more to keep the economy humming and tax receipts up to date.

'Blessed' is thee public workers who pay increasingly more and more taxation on all levels and support all the before mentioned businesses lol

Most of the good and conscientious dentists are probably retired now anyway. ie. First questions ...do you have insurance? lmao

Even if I had insurance I would not say so just to see what the diff is. :P

donvino

lol

good one

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