Golf StorySubmitted by emalvini on Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:02
Golf Story ....
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.
His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks, "Honey, I*ve been
now that we are married I think it*s time you quit golfing. Maybe you
should sell your golf clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife?!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before".