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Caption This Picture VII

The Rebel Poet's seventh weekly photo caption. Photo credit: Paul Ryan

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love

love all nature
the big and the small
mom's watching!

I thought conservatives were

I thought conservatives were suppose to be against non-traditional marriage...?

Today, while addressing a partisen group from the...

...United Hibachi Grill Chefs Union at the lovely Kabuki Botanical Gardens in Racine, Congressman Paul Ryan demonstrated his love for fresh sushi by swallowing a complete Sea Bass in just one bite. "The fact that he was slimy sure helped the fish go down smoothly", said Union President, Joe Wong, "and it didn't hurt that the fish was slimy too"! After the stunt, Ryan was immediately rushed to a local Proctologist, for an emergency bone extraction. Through his spokesman, Congressman Ryan vowed an attempt to break the record time for standing while conducting a filibuster, while his rectum heals. "Any Democrat who objects to this filibuster can just kiss my bandaged bass", Ryan supposedly joked lightheartedly.

"Liberty tastes sweetest to those who fight for it, and most bitter to those who work to deny it!"

LearnRonPaul

fast-track to green card status

Skirting both a long process and hopes for amnesty, savvy politician Paul Ryan consummates his fast-track to green card status.

"Are You Sure..."

"...you'll turn back into a beautiful princess?"

"Give Me That Bait Back!"

"...my constituents don't like waste".

"I am gonna have to go straight to third base,

cause I have no idea where the breasts are on this thing."

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

just shy of two asses kissing.

One letter away from a picture of two asses

Whatever you say...

Mr. Brzezinski...

(smooch)

even Teddy Roosevelt disdained pandas

He was spanked as a child,

you will only get that if you watched Stephan's video.

i now pronounce you man and

i now pronounce you man and fish

"You may now kiss the fish!"

Ceremonial consummation on the day Ryan successfully completed his fast-track method toward acquiring status as citizen of the pond.

That's

how mermaids get made.

That's disgusting and

That's disgusting and unnecessary; you didn't need to go there. The bible clearly says in Leviticus 20:15 - 16 that bestiality is WRONG. This is clearly to protect the innocent from being corrupted by these kind of slimy creatures. Even suggesting as a joke that this poor fish would have to "do it" with the slimy Mr. Ryan is so disgusting. What if I "joked" about YOU having to touch Paul "slimy fish" Ryan? Please offer an apology to the fish posthaste.

Andrew Napolitano for President 2016!
http://andrewnapolitano.com/index

"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77

Dear Bass,

Please do not let my reckless use of vulgar transgressions tarnish your very good name. My ill wit got the better me, and now I fear that even my humblest of apologies may be too lowly to correct such a vile remark. Never has the perciformes suffered an accusations so unfairly as you have. Please forgive the ineptitudes of my judgement. Never again will I muse at the idea of some noble beast having to come withing proximity of Paul Ryan again. Never ever ever ever ever ever again. Please forgive me.

I think he'll forgive you. At

I think he'll forgive you. At least you didn't suggest Romney!

Andrew Napolitano for President 2016!
http://andrewnapolitano.com/index

"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77

Under the limit, throw it

Under the limit, throw it back.

Southern Agrarian

The Left One or The Right One

?

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Bulk Components starting this month also with 223 bullets!

No Paul no....I said...

Kiss my ASS....not BASS... you dipshit!!! Now get the fuck outta my pond.

Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?

Watch out Seal!

Looks like a new hit to me....
"I've... been, kissed by a fish on my face"

"What light is to the eyes - what air is to the lungs - what love is to the heart, liberty is to the soul of man."
-Robert Green Ingersoll

bigmikedude's picture

"...umbohee geh hthiss thoken thing ohth ny lit !!!!"

"Nnnnn"

You can be arrested for

You can be arrested for fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally.

Well, I swam a marathon

In 2 hours and 50 something minutes!

Michael Nystrom's picture

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

Thanks to Joη for pointing out the video at some point in time, because I never saw the movie, but I most certainly read, and absolutely enjoyed the book.


http://youtu.be/ojydNb3Lrrs

To be mean is never excusable, but there is some merit in knowing that one is; the most irreparable of vices is to do evil out of stupidity. - C.B.

Full Movie - Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy.



I'm not a big fan of remakes, but I loved the original British series!
Here's the remake.


http://youtu.be/SUoKZ1GOyMU

And here is the original British series!


http://youtu.be/rAtCDEgFLpY

Enjoy!

Exercise Liberty.


America Rising.
The Constitution Stands.

"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad

Did he just kiss a Paul Ryan?

That fish is sick.

fishing for a little head

fishing for a little head

Report Him! God Damn Fish Molester!

I for one am completely appalled! I take my son fishing in Wisconsin, and here's Paul Ryan whoring around with natures bounty. We eat those fish for Gods sake!

Wisconsin Humane Society's
Anti-Cruelty Information Line at (414)431-6166

"What light is to the eyes - what air is to the lungs - what love is to the heart, liberty is to the soul of man."
-Robert Green Ingersoll

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LMAO :D

LMAO :D

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

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Elites are like fish. The head is always first to get rotten.

Elites are like fish. The head is always first to get rotten.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius