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All Hail We Bill3!

How can language be wanted as an accessory in the murder of logic if logic itself employs arbitrary and undefined symbols of language to convey meaning which does not exist until it is given? Woe to Me for blaspheming logical impulses in an irrational display of meaningless verbiage.

We are not smart,
Nor sincere,
We are not candid,
Nor caring,
We are not affectionate,
Nor ambitious,
We are not considerate, cooperative, courageous, or cheerful,
We are not realistic, reliable, respectful, responsive, or responsible,
We are not flexible, forgiving, focused, friendly, frugal, or faithful,

We are simply the majority who decide what is reasonable. Do not concern oneself with who We are, for it is not important. Our reason becomes law not because of what We assert, or even because what We assert is reasonable, but because We will coerce submission to it. If it were not for We nothing good would ever happen.

We are master of I and Me!
We are king of I and Me!
We are god of I and Me!
We rule I and Me!

All Hail We Bill3

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To the OP

sit back, relax, and enjoy the show...

Welcome to the Player Haters Ball

Hate, hate, hate, hate hate. lol!

Some of us still <3 you Bill.

nice summary of BILL3's thoughts

As far as I can tell, he seems to be a fan of pure democracy, rights be damned. If the people vote to kill all the readheads, so be it.

"All our words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind." - Khalil Gibran
"The Perfect Man has no self; the Holy Man has no merit; the Sage has no fame." - Chuang Tzu

ya.. bill3 is a real fan of a

ya.. bill3 is a real fan of a democracy

you really got me pegged Ed.. a real marksman, you.

i would think my avatar and twitter namesake (mencken) would give away my feeling for democracy... i guess my own words will have to suffice.

"The character of our political system has three salient features, each corresponding to a stage in the process. The campaign, the period in office, and the legacy of the elected leader.

The first stage, the campaign, embodies the evil virtue of Deceit. It selects for the greater liar, tempter and deceiver. The greatest rewards flow to the greatest practitioner of the virtue of deception, so key to our democratic process. Who better than the Father of Lies to exemplify and represent this virtue?

The second stage in our political system is the period in office. The purpose of this stage is theft on a grand scale, both for the personal aggrandizement of the office holder and the looting of its public and private resources for the benefit of those who are most engaged and invested in the process.

While there are many other contenders who are well suited and skilled in theft, Satan lays over them in both substance and style. The other contenders can only rob you of your dignity and honor tomorrow. When you grip your hand on that dirty lever, you give up both. But only Satan can rob your soul along with it.

Finally, the legacy of any great leader today is surely commensurate with his body count. The measure of greatness for every reign of glory is a heap of mangled corpses. In the long run, looking backward and summing up, the ability of the average man to participate in mass murder on an immense scale, to really feel part of it, is one of democracy's crowning achievements. "

How then, pray tell, would laws be made in your ideal society?

Enlighten me. Wise philosopher-kings? The bible? A headless chicken running around on a scrabble board?

"All our words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind." - Khalil Gibran
"The Perfect Man has no self; the Holy Man has no merit; the Sage has no fame." - Chuang Tzu

you let me know when the

you let me know when the constitutional convention is happening and i'll show up with a bunch of ideas.

Embrace the Chaos.

Embrace the Chaos.

Bill3 is great, one of the

Bill3 is great, one of the best posters on the site and EXTREMELY well written.

Ventura 2012

Don't Read This!

...and furthermore, Don't Pretend You Can't Read!

Your are currently violating my right to privacy! :D


ya'll gotta stop, I gots2 pee

or perhaps it's...

WE are currently violating my [our?] right to privacy!

I/We just don't know anymore. God help me/us!

hehe.. just a little more

hehe.. just a little more subtlety and wit. if you need any help w satire, feel free to pm.



Good to have a little humor on a rainy Sunday.

Who else would we make fun of, the Amish? They wouldn't even know!

Love it HAM!

Exquisite creation.

Hey now

It's not nice, picking on the less fortunate people. We all have brains, it's just some of us are missing the instructions on how to properly use it. Help him find instructions, he'll do better then.

I can't say I really

I can't say I really understand your post, but I must admit it's unequivocally easier to follow than some 32 paragraph rant not about airspace. :D


Look for Bill3 posts and comments on voluntary society/anarchism.

yeah those,

and his posts and comments regarding nutty, blockhead perspectives on privacy rights too...

...apparently an emotionally hot topic for the man o_o

I know, right? Grok this - the word 'noun' is a noun, right?

and the word 'verb' is also a noun. Same with adjective and adverb. They're all nouns.

How f'ed up is that?

Chris Indeedski!

Daily Paul cured my abibliophobia.