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The Flat Tire

The Flat Tire

I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day (south of Jupiter) when a tire blew out.

Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat.

My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"

"Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.

"Republican," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.

Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."

The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.

"Democrat!" I shouted.

"Hop in!" replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.

"What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."

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TwelveOhOne's picture

I didn't consider it a waste of time...

However, after reading the "teaser" on the front page, I had wanted to respond that a better answer to the first driver would have been "neither -- I support liberty, not tyranny" -- but then I read the rest and realized it was just a joke.

An amusing one, in the end, AND one that made me think, so props.

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Well THAT was a waste of my time. Do you think there is a...

...dime's worth of difference between democrats and republicans?

Both are immoral bastard parties who change NOTHING no matter which is in power.

To HELL wtih both major political parties and may they both be damned.

When is the last time any republican (other than Ron Paul) ever advocated changing things like the federal income tax, foreign aid, foreign occupations, foreign interventions, the Federal Reserve etc.

In fact at least I KNOW what I'm getting with a democrat. With a republican they lie their way into power and then grow the government bigger than any democrat could have dream of doing.

And they grow the military-industrial complex beyond our ability to ever contract it.

"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
-Ron Paul

E, you have been sharing some funny stuff

Why not start a thread like "nightly Jam session" where all the material can be accessed on one thread?

That way it doesn't get lost to the sands of time ;)

Call it The Daily Joke or some such thing.

har har, so funny...

blah blah... it's all the dems fault. dems bad, repubs great...

had this convo recently

Republicans and Democrats are the same. Shockingly, those I said this too both nodded their heads and agreed...whoa, that's new. : )

terms can be used

interchangeably now -replubs are adroit in this manner as well
dat b funny mate

very cool

very cool

Got a chuckle out of me..:)

Got a chuckle out of me..:)