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Redneck vs the government, redneck wins!

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"

"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish!?!?"

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."

"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"

"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH," replied the warden!

"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

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Thought it was going to be the fishing with dynamite joke...

... where the redneck hands the game warden a lit stick of dynamite, and says "well, are you gonna fish or not?"

an oldy but a goody !

an oldy but a goody !

"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
Samuel Adams

Very Good

Rednecks are a lot smarter than them there city slickers...that's for sure.

no shit...

those that dont depend on govt sure dont need em for much.

Duck Dynasty is prime example.

'Peace is a powerful message.' Ron Paul

DD

The Robertsons would do just fine in a collapse. Si might not even notice :)

deacon's picture

very fitting

the first post i read today was this one
guess i needed the chuckle
thank you
deacon

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

Good afternoon laugh.

Good afternoon laugh.

If ignorance is bliss, Washington DC must be heaven.

Yes. Thanks.

Yes. Thanks.