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Well, Ammo Is Quite Scarce You Know

Well, Ammo Is Quite Scarce You Know

Ammo is getting scarce! This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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I see all sorts of ammo everywhere now. Prices are almost back to what they were as well. The only one I haven't really seen is 5.7 ammo. I've been looking for extra mags for my S&W but can't seem to find them still.

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Just called one local shop

They have a few 22 LR boxes. I asked whether the shortage from a few months ago had ended, and they said no, they are just lucky.

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Last shop...

Had a single box of off-brand .308 & a single 50rd box of .22LR. Nothing more.

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