The Blond Pilots Last WordsSubmitted by emalvini on Sat, 07/20/2013 - 23:11
They say this might be a true story! - The Blond Pilots Last Words
A blond is flying in a two-seater airplane
with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.
She is frantic and calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had
a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic
Control, and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now,
just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio... "Repeat after me:
Our Father who art in Heaven...