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The Blond Pilots Last Words

They say this might be a true story! - The Blond Pilots Last Words

A blond is flying in a two-seater airplane
with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.

She is frantic and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had
a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic
Control, and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now,
just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio... "Repeat after me:

Our Father who art in Heaven...




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Blonde jokes are tasteless.

Blonde jokes are tasteless.

I agree. Have you heard the one about the blond trying to back

a truck into the loading dock?

watch The Panda/NAFTA Connection
tonight @ 9:00, 8 central

I agree. This crap went out

I agree. This crap went out of style in the 80s.

I am disappointed....! you were my FAVORITE Cowboy!

emalvini's picture

Ha! ....Try Eating One

lol...

Ha! . . I'm not touching that one.

So rrrrude :) lol

why did the blond

have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

from blowing the horn.

"The two weakest arguments for any issue on the House floor are moral and constitutional"
Ron Paul

emalvini's picture

Ha!

I've got to tell the boys that one..

Thanks Rocketman..

no, thank you

for reminding us to laugh once in a while.

"The two weakest arguments for any issue on the House floor are moral and constitutional"
Ron Paul

emalvini's picture

Okie Dokie!!

Laughing is good therapy..