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Police Ordered To Return $1 Million In $1 Bills Confiscated From Stripper

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A Nebraska stripper just won a lawsuit against police who confiscated over $1,000,000 in $10,000 bundles tied with hair ties after a routine traffic stop.

33-year-old Tara Mishra stripped for 15 years and managed to save $1,074,000. So she gave the cash to friends to open a New Jersey nightclub. But when those friends were pulled over in Nebraska, the cops suspected the money was tied to drugs and confiscated all the cash.

This week, a judge ruled the that since the police failed to find evidence of drug activity, and since a canine search revealed only trace amounts of illegal drugs on the money, the cash had to be returned.

It was probably the pandas.

Judge Rules for the Stripper

Hmmmmm lemme add that up: the stripper might have some leverage on the old judge? Nah - couldn't possibly be.

Oh for the days when you didn't have to be a whore, a cop or a politician (sorry if I'm repeating myself) to get a break from a judge.

I am an anti-stripper.

People give me money to put my clothes back on.