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The French Paradox

The French Paradox refers to the fact that, despite a very high fat diet, the French enjoy long, healthy lives. The red wine that they copiously consume seems to be the reason. This phenomenon has inspired me to write a celebratory poem. Cheers!

The French Paradox

The French Paradox has me feeling fine,
Because I can eat lots of fat if I drink lots of wine,
I had always thought that the key to longevity,
Was Spartan severity,
But hallelujah that's not true at all,
For the Methuselah factor is alcohol!

Edward Moran copyright 1998




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You've inspired me to write a new poem :)

the French are so worldly
they drink coffee from a cup
but when you must go poo
they make you stand up

here I stand broken hearted
tried to poo but only farted
legs are tired and cheeks are sore
I cannot take another pour

of coffee so thick and black
stooping over this hole hurts my back
when o'when will my poo fall?
so I can sit down and enjoy Gaul

Yikes!!!!!

Yikes!!!!!!

Edgar Morgan

Yeah

It's called Standing Gaul

Aged fifteen years in someone's basement...

Stashed away in storied box,
Tale of French paradox.

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

"Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

-me

Ha

Ha,ha very funny!

Being Healthy

I guess being healthy can be fun!

Edgar Morgan