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What's the difference between Rand Paul and heart disease?

Chris Christie thinks Rand Paul is dangerous.



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Why did Christie approve of this Traffic scandal?

Cus it involved jam.

Hehe

What's the difference between Barack Obama and Chris Christie?

Christie gets the munchies without smoking pot.

(joke dedicated to YG364)

Why are the courts so corrupt

Why are the courts so corrupt in Jersey?

Christie broke the scales of Justice.

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Why did Chris Christie decide not to begin a diet and exercise regimen in 2013?

Congress voted to raise the weight ceiling.

When Christie tells the

When Christie tells the public we need to tighten our belts, he just means get fatter.

Why did the term 'empty suit'

Why did the term 'empty suit' fall out of use?

Chris Christie.

Chris Christie thinks he's a patriot:

He believes it's the Liberty Bell ringing whenever he hears a Taco Bell commercial...

He wolfs down an eggs benedict arnold every morning...

He thinks the Statue of Liberty was dedicated to him: "Give me a tired old bore, with fatted asses struggling to breathe & wheezing"

Captain Ahab could never bring him down...

Whatever patriot you may think of, Chris Christie is always the bigger man...

lol Captain Ahab. Why did

lol Captain Ahab.

Why did Christie avoid campaigning in Nantucket?

Harpoons.

Why is Christie a politician

Why is Christie a politician instead of prostitute? Because fat whores make more money in politics.

^deserves its own bump.

^deserves its own bump.

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Why is Rand Paul at a severe disadvantage to beat Chris Christie for the Republican presidential nominee in 2016?

Just as Obama captured the "black vote," Christie will capture the "fat vote" -- which is roughly 60% of Americans.

LOL. What's the fastest

LOL. What's the fastest growing political faction in America?

Chirs Chirstie.

What's the difference between Christie and Ron Paul?

When Ron Paul is in the House, he votes the opposite of everybody.
When Christie is in the House, he sits next to everybody.

“Although it was the middle of winter, I finally realized that, within me, summer was inextinguishable.” — Albert Camus

LOL he is the roundtable you

LOL

he is the roundtable

you don't walk with Christie, you walk among him (5 points for who gets the reference)

What's the difference between Christie and a bag of lard?

The bag.

“Although it was the middle of winter, I finally realized that, within me, summer was inextinguishable.” — Albert Camus

Why doe Christie always end

Why doe Christie always end up at the center of the debate?

Gravity.

HEY

What is the difference between Chris Christie and Newt Gingrich?

Nothing.

LOL. Hey, what did Newt do

LOL.

Hey, what did Newt do with all of Calista's body fat?

Sold it to Christie to pay off his campaign debts.

Now she is a friggin ring wraith. Thanks Newt.

Why does Chris Christie

Why does Chris Christie always lose the debate?

Because he chooses to be the bigger man

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what does world government and donuts have in common? they are both part of chris christie's globalist agenda

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what's the difference between rand paul and chris christie? Rand Paul runs for office, christie has to walk

lol

Chris Christie
Wheezing for President 2016

heheh

Work for pay, pay for freedom
Fuck 'em all, we don't need 'em

What's the difference between

What's the difference between Anthony Weiner and Governor Christie?

Weiner shows off his junk on Chatroullette. Christie posts pics of his varicose veins on medhelp.

Hey, what's Chris Christie's

Hey, what's Chris Christie's online chat handle?

Carlos "High Risk of Type 2 Diabetes."

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What's the difference between your phone conversations and advice from Chris Christie's doctor?

Chris Christie thinks your phone conversations should be listened to.

LOL. What's the difference

LOL.

What's the difference between Mayor Bloomberg and Governor Christie?

They have a different strategy for getting rid of all the fried foods and big gulps. Not much else.