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Give This Guy The Dumb SH*T Award Of The Year: Criminal Arrested Trying To Rob Gun Store With A Bat - VIDEO

Give This Guy The Dumb SH*T Award Of The Year: Criminal Arrested Trying To Rob Gun Store With A Bat - VIDEO


by KGW.com staff
Posted on July 26, 2013 at 7:57 AM

BEAVERTON, Ore. – A man who tried to rob a gun store with a baseball bat was arrested Thursday after the store manager came out armed and ordered him on the ground, deputies said.

It all started at around 4 p.m. at the Discount Guns at 8118 Beaverton Hillsdale Highway when 22-year-old Derrick Mosley came into the store with a baseball bat and smashed a display case, said Sgt. Bob Ray with the Washington County Sheriff’s office.

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This guy very nearly earned himself a Darwin Award...


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...and we don't mean Charles Darwin


In other news ...

Baseball bat carrying case retailers schedule their first annual event. Invitations have been sent to local, state, and federal legislators. The event will be open to the general public and heavily sponsored by bat carrying case manufacturers.

One event organizer, Ms. Inya Buznes from 4S, Inc.(See Something Say Something), an official retailer of premier bat carrying cases stated the following in a press release:

"Recent attempted robberies using bats have demonstrated how vulnerable our freedom to love money is. No one should have to live in fear of exercising their essential rights to love money by engaging in business. Government must protect the time honored tradition and sacred right to love money. In this modern day and age there is no good reason for anyone to open carry a bat. At our first annual Just Us Retailer's Barbeque we intend to petition our local, state, and federal legislators to make it unlawful to open carry bats. By outlawing the open carry of bats we can once again exercise the right to love money without living in fear of crazed bat wielders.

In addition, we intend to lobby for licensing the sale of bat carrying cases. Initially we considered proposing mandatory bat registration but quickly realized it would be more profitable to outlaw open bat carry since we are in the business of selling bat carrying cases. In such an important area of public safety only licensed retailers should be authorized to sell approved bat carrying cases. Like electricians or any other regulated profession, legislators can incorporate a committee of existing bat carrying case retailers to codify requirements new retailer applicants must meet so we can effectively stifle potential future competition increasing costs to enter the market.

We look forward to getting this legislation passed which is vital to public safety. Then we can begin our work cooperating with homeland security, police, and other law enforcement identifying non-approved bat carrying cases to enforce unlawful possession of unlicensed bat carrying cases and confiscate illegal bat carrying cases."

Our reporters contacted Ms. Buznes for an interview. When asked if she thought regulating a persons natural right to pursue happiness was excessive Inya replied: "Freedom is not free. The purchase of a legal bat carrying case is a small price to pay for the freedom to pursue happiness."

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In the developing open carry bat controversy we caught up with Ms. Inya Buznes again asking her to clarify her position on mandatory bat registration:

"I am not opposed to having access to a database containing information on what type of bats people own or how many to improve inventory selection based on government induced local needs, however I am not a database or information technology contractor who will directly benefit from mandatory bat registration legislation. Under the doctrine, let no good emergency go to waste, the recently formed Just Us Bat Carrying Case Retailer's Association feels outlawing open bat carry will be much better for business. We can't fail to mention vital public safety concerns this measure will address. People should not live in fear of crazed bat wielders and any requirement to responsibly transport personal bats in legal bat carrying cases sacrifices no liberties for public safety." -Inya Buznes

This bat-man went robbin' the WRONG store

Good thing he had a knife as back up in case the bat failed to persuade a 350 Magnum toting store owner to give him free guns.

Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them. - Frederick Douglass

I nominate him...

For the Darwin Award.

I was wondering if he was desperate

enough to be taking his chances on whether anyone in the store was armed, then I read the name of the store.

Defend Liberty!

Elaborate suicide attempt?

Very sad all the way around.
Property damage, frazzled nerves, annoying paperwork.
This pinhead may be lucky he wsn't shot in the attempt (though it is difficult to imagine that that WASN'T his intent). The rest of us are probably UNLUCKY that he wasn't killed. Whether he is evil or stupid, we should hope that natural selection takes care of the problem before anyone else gets hurt.

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Lucky Indeed Gene

We are breeding a nation of criminals and its going to get much worse before it gets better.

Thanks for Posting Gene..

Outlaw baseball bats now! For our safety! Protect us from.....

...from those terrorists calling themselves Little Leaguer's, they are all armed and dangerous.

It Seems The Government is Working On "Outlawing Everything"

It easy to make law abiding citizens criminals - Just take away their freedoms by outlawing everything..

We are heading all full ahead into civil war with our criminal element and the snakes working in the government. There are good men and women working in the government. Believe me I know them and they are going to fight with us when the Sh*t starts. They absolutely hate Obama-Nation..

I pity obama. He thinks he is going escape the wrath of the people. He is just an unwitting fool and useful idiot with delusions of grandeur...