39 votes

Bush Heart Surgery - Strange Physiology Surprised Doctors

George W. Bush has heart surgery for blocked artery
USA TODAY ‎- 25 minutes ago

Former president George W. Bush is in 'high spirits' after heart surgery Tuesday morning, his office said.

[ Doctors were surprised upon opening him up during the surgery to find that Bush has no 'heart'. This revelation lead doctors to further probe his body for more missing body parts. Further examination found an unusual physiology - - - no brain, no guts, no spine and no balls. Results will be shared with other doctors in the medical community. President Obama was briefed on the situation but was not available for comment. ]

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Very Good

Probably true though...

I guess that proves

that he is related to Obama!

Maybe Dorothy can take him to see the Wizard

so he can grow a pair. After all, the other three candidates weren't human either, so no problem.

He is....

...the other three candidates. The Lion had no balls, the Tin Man had no heart, and the Scarecrow had no brain :-D

Then it looks like he’s beyond repair.

Some things in this world we just have to accept as final.
Maybe there’s hope in his next life. lol

Upon further inspection...

it was learned that other body parts compensated for those missing, leaving doctors to conclude Bush is "nothing more than just a huge d**k and a**h**e."

If men are good, you don't need government; if men are evil or ambivalent, you don't dare have one.

prolly close to his

ANUS - look there!

SteveMT's picture

The surgeons couldn't find his heart because it was camouflaged.

Chameleons have that ability.

Best part is...

in the real article... "Bush briefly lost consciousness and hit his head after choking on a pretzel while watching a football game." LOL

"What light is to the eyes - what air is to the lungs - what love is to the heart, liberty is to the soul of man."
-Robert Green Ingersoll

Dick Cheney's

medical team found the same void spaces in their patient.

alrighty then...

Hardy har har.

Getting mixed reviews....

Getting mixed reviews....somewhat surprising :D