Bush Heart Surgery - Strange Physiology Surprised DoctorsSubmitted by savage99 on Tue, 08/06/2013 - 11:30
George W. Bush has heart surgery for blocked artery
USA TODAY - 25 minutes ago
Former president George W. Bush is in 'high spirits' after heart surgery Tuesday morning, his office said.
[ Doctors were surprised upon opening him up during the surgery to find that Bush has no 'heart'. This revelation lead doctors to further probe his body for more missing body parts. Further examination found an unusual physiology - - - no brain, no guts, no spine and no balls. Results will be shared with other doctors in the medical community. President Obama was briefed on the situation but was not available for comment. ]