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Al Qaeda "Conference Call"?

MSNBC is reporting, through the Daily Beast, that the NSA monitored a highly credible conference call between al Qaeda "terrorists" and this is what prompted the recent shutdown of American Embassies across the Islamic World.


Is this what my tax money is getting for me?

First of all, an al Qaeda "conference call"? You're kidding, right? How absurd is that comment? This sounds more like a Saturday Night Live Skit instead of our National Security.

Ron Paul said our American Foreign Policy is wrong.

I still agree.

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Totally feasible!!!

In the same vein as bangwazi being over an upset about a mive.

This is just laughable...

When I first heard this I thought it had to be The Onion....

Are Americans really this stupid?

Chile sounds better every day.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore; Newt! Can we have that moon base?

"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -- James Madison

Breaking News!

'Al Qaeda In Childhood (AQIC) members killed in drone strike during soccer practice'

Today [insert middle eastern nation] officials announced that Al Qaeda In Childhood (AQIC) members were attacked in a targeted drone strike while practicing soccer at their local elementary school. There are confirmed reports of several fatalities, the dead range in age from 5-7.

An official, speaking on condition of anonymity - in a nation where NSA is monitoring all communication and already know who the official is - said it is believed NSA confused the intercepted pre-practice meet up phone call that said 'football,' with Presidenterrorist Warbama's "nuclear football." The threat was deemed credible and urgent.

There are unconfirmed reports that a double-tap secondary drone strike targeted the childrens' parents and grandparents, all members of Al Qaeda In Adulthood (AQIA), who were present watching the soccer practice. They allegedly tried to rush onto the field and attempt rescue and first aid of the terrorists killed and wounded.

Presidenterrorist Liebama, in a press conference earliar at the White lie House said "Al Qaeda In Childhood is on the run, they're playing games. But let me be clear, this is not a competition. We have no morals or empathy. We commit acts of terrorism in our fight against terrorism. Comrades."

Although the attack was criticized as a success, it was also hailed as a failure. Al Qaeda In the Womb (AQIW) has vowed future attacks. Presidenterrorist Dronebama was quoted as saying "They'll be lucky if they get to be born. I plan to cruise missile their pregnant mothers in their sleep in the wee morn."


I think it's safe to say

There was no eaves-dropping, the CIA probably called the meeting to order. They must have wanted to talk to their al-Queda assets in Syria and other countries throughout the middle-east. So the NSA wasn't really necessary, except maybe they used an NSA server to host the conference call.

dammit akmed

i told you to call only from a land line!!!!

attention government overlords:
the preceding was a satirical comment as though al cia da member (1) reprimanded al cia da member (2) for calling from his cell. see, the humor is that you're snooping on ALL communications. get it?

"The two weakest arguments for any issue on the House floor are moral and constitutional"
Ron Paul

Conference Call Wasn't Over The Phone?

Business Insider

It turns out, according to one of the authors, that the "conference call" wasn't over the phone:

"We used conference call because it was generic enough. But it was not a telephone based communications," Eli Lake tweeted in response to a question about the call.

Despite Lake's justification, the original article clearly suggested that there was a conference call: "a conference call that included the leaders or representatives of the top leadership of al Qaeda and its affiliates calling in from different locations."

Lake argues that conference call "is a fairly generic term."

Read More: http://www.businessinsider.com/legion-of-doom-conference-cal...

Keep Firing, A Holes


Never be afraid to ask simple questions.

shouldnt the us govrnment be

shouldnt the us govrnment be arresting themselves right about now, for revealing their capability to monitor terrorist "conference calls", are'nt they guilty of "assisting the enemy"

But ill admit, there does seem to be active terrorism lately, i heard that some big players were seen around the muslim world, heres one suspect from the actual conference call

edit:if you are aware of his identity or any the aliases he goes by please dont hesitate to let us know, thankyou for your obedience

RE: 'Conference Call'

Naw. the NSA simply got their phone taps mixed up. They were listening to their CIA brethren, and mistook the 'conference call' between them and Mossad as 'actionable intelligence'.
Every Tuesday, they hold this 'conference call' and have a theme called 'Talk like an Egyptian'. Of course, they practice their Farsi, and they go as far as to dress up in white robes and checkered kerchiefs...apparently, some clown over in Arlington brought some 'party favors' (from the Opium fields that their/our troops are 'protecting' in 'Ganjistan') and things got a little out of hand in the conference call. Soon enough, the NSA snoops were hearing 'Durka durka,...Mohammed Jihad!', and decided to close the U.S. embassies.
Terrorists ALWAYS use SKYPE for their 'conference calls'.
Don't miss the Wednesday fun, NSA boys! On Wednesdays, the groups try to figure out how to get weapons into a third-party nation from a second-party nation that they have already overthrown.Thursdays are reserved for 'bash/"Boston Brakes" the whistle blower' day...
SEE how easy it is to forget ALL about Bengazi, 'Fast And Furious', IRS/Tea Party, Obamacare, 'Birth certificate', and all those OTHER 'messy' things?




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The Judge said the same thing about this absurdity...

in his recent phone conversation with Peter Schiff.

"They expect us to believe this,"...he also said, in reference to the supposed, 20 man conference call.

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.


Good gosh, MAN!
Don't keep this information SECRET!
POST some frigging LINKS!

Oh, heck. Thomas woods was guest hosting, this past Thursday. Since you seem to have dropped the ball, I will post the link for you:

Hopefully, this is the conversation you are referring to.


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Here you go, courtesy of the DP!


Complete with transcript!

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.


The link I posted is a little dated.

WELL? Does anyone have the link that is referred to?


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They either made the whole

They either made the whole thing up to gain the support of the lame brained sheeple (most likely) or "the terrorists" pulled a prank to see how stupid American" intelligence" can be...

Beware the cult of "government"...

DC needs better Hollywood script writers...


Was it the al Qaeda bargaining unit...

...grumbling about their pay and benefits from the CIA?


their always complaining

i know right, their always complaining about not having the right tools


The late James Hoffa is trying to roll over in his concrete tomb...
Well, at least DETROIT is a 'success story'...and he never lived to see it.


True Story

I clipped a photo from the local newspaper entitled "Students in Danger if Bond Election doesn't pass"

The photo pictured 5 seven year old kids on computers in a classroom with plastic trash cans all around the to catch water from the leaky roof.

I laughed when I saw it but when I showed it to others they all said the same thing.

"OH my gosh! I hope they pass that so the children can be safe"


This type of propaganda actually works.

I don't know if people are really that dumb or they are just not thinking.


Maybe it'd go right through. It really is for the children. And Grandchildren. And Great Grandchildren,,,,....

On The Subject Of Schools...

The town where my children were raised decided to build their NEW High School using two geodesic domes as their design. From the outset, this project was over-budget, and thanks to the 'good-old-boy' way of handing out contracts (city council and local education board with 'family members' who did construction), the roofs leaked from DAY ONE.
As I drove down into the valley every day after work, i would see this giant fiasco, and decided to call it 'Dolly Parton High'.
Open this link, and click the 'previous' button on the righthand upper bar.
Gee. The kids have computers AND trash cans? they must be rolling in 'dough', where you are!


No top Base leaders would

No top Base leaders would ever engage in a conference call unless to plant false claims. They all know the NSA intercepts all worldwide communications data. This sounds like an inside job. I did graduate second grade.

your a little late with this but

I think it's a load of crap. I think it is an intentional fake story to force feed fear into the people, and to say without saying, "oh look at what this nsa surveillance that's so scandalous right now caught. Forget about the stuff Snowden released because we need to keep spying on everyone to get those terrorists that are lurking under everyone's beds."

It's so transparent and an obvious bluff it's not even funny. Anyone who actually believes this just took a nice big slurp from that gov't propaganda kool-aid cup.

Homeland security statement: patriotism is now considered terrorism.
I love www.isidewith.com shared it with everyone I know. If anything they realize its not just a red and blue idiot running for reelection.

SO: 'The Guardian' Released This Yesterday...

"NSA loophole allows warrantless search for US citizens' emails and phone calls"

The Guardian, Friday 9 August 2013 12.08 EDT


Go back to sleep. Nothing to see here. Keep moving, citizen.


I had to wait 24 hrs. before

I had to wait 24 hrs. before I could even comment anywhere on this f-u-c-k-i-n-g beauty.

These despicable bastards insult our intelligence every minute and they screw us top dollar while they do it.

This government HAS to be defunded in the next twelve months.

Work the Blogs!

For your edification, I point you to a website that you are no doubt familiar with:

The 'defunding within a timeline' thing is an old, and irrelevant statement. If you and I were there BEFORE December 23, 1912, in the halls of Congress, we MIGHT have been able to pull this off. President Wilson (the United States puppet of WWI) could have been stopped...

You DO REALIZE that the United States has been under a 'state of National Emergency', since Roosevelt's declaration in 1933, DON'T YOU?

It's not able to be countered by peaceful means.
It's inevitable that this nation will be destroyed.
To illustrate, here is a video set to the backdrop of the U.S.S. Arizona (I presume):

I disagree with your statement. NO 'defunding' at this point in our history could possibly stop the inevitable collapse. Those who do not take action now will live to regret their decisions.


Damn, Skippies!

The links are GOLDEN!
The Hula girls on the deck of that sunken, decaying battle-wagon rotting in the shallows of Pearl are actually pretty hot!
If I recall correctly, Hawaii was 'admitted to statehood' in about 1951. Just another brick in the wall, I suppose.
'KORN' really screwed this song up:


"NSA monitored a highly

"NSA monitored a highly credible conference call"

Stop right there......they still dont get it......WHO THE FUCK GAVE THEM THE AUTHORITY.......they cant just decide to JUSTIFY it AFTER the fact (again), they CANNOT justify what they've DONE and most ASSUREDLY they CAN NOT justify HOW they went about DOING it......their methods would suit in perfectly to those countries they like to demonize, they are their own worse enemy, and were just the gobsmacked sidelined viewers looking at this self defeating spectacle.......demonizing others for the actions they do themselves, then changing those actions to be GOOD well intentioned actions......well, what does that mean to the countries you tried demonizing over those actions........im starting to think the job of "leaders" is to purposefully keep "their" people in turmoil to limit the risk to their hold in power should the people do the sensible thing and stand side by side

i think your missing the point.

We shouldn't care about them spying outside of the US. That's what the CIA and NSA are supposed to do. This "conference call" is just a bluff for justifying the NSA's spy program that spies domestically. It's a "don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain" propaganda piece.

Homeland security statement: patriotism is now considered terrorism.
I love www.isidewith.com shared it with everyone I know. If anything they realize its not just a red and blue idiot running for reelection.

Right... because our rights

Right... because our rights are granted to us by government, and anyone outside of the United States has no rights. Right?