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Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence

I'm posting this for the purpose of illustrating the absurdity.

Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
16 Aug 2013 00:00

Security has been beefed up after intelligence al-Qaeda is plotting attacks on airlines flying out of London

Heathrow Airport is on high terror alert amid fears women suicide bombers are ready to strike with ­explosives concealed in breast implants.

Security checks have been beefed up after “credible” intelligence that al-Qaeda is plotting attacks on airlines flying out of London.

One staff member said: “There are genuine fears over this.

"We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts.

“This is particularly difficult for us to pick up but we are on a very high state of alert.

“It’s led to long queues here at Heathrow – much longer than usual at this time of the year.

“But because it’s the summer holiday season, no one has complained.”

Al-Qaeda’s chief bomb-maker Ibrahim al-Asiri is understood to have developed the method of foiling airport scanners by concealing ­explosives in an implant or bodily cavity.

It is also feared there is no shortage of ­volunteers willing to take part in an atrocity after hundreds of extremists recently escaped from prison in Pakistan.

Explosives expert Andy Oppenheimer said: “There is a great fear that al-Qaeda are planning on using internal devices to try and get through airport scanners.

"These explosives could be in breast implants.”

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The cost benefit analysis

The cost benefit analysis shows it saves trillions of tax payer dollars every year to just let shit happen once in a while. You still have a better chance of dieing from bee stings.

When will people in supposed

When will people in supposed free nations get a spine? Is there a breaking point? People are putting up with being groped, letting their children be stripped and groped. Seniors being humiliated and stripped. Where will people finally say enough?

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This is why Angelina Jolie

This is why Angelina Jolie had her tits cut off. So she could blow up an airliner with her mammoth fake boobs. Be on the lookout for Angelina Jolie, you know hers are fake.

I knew this was coming. I

I knew this was coming. I heard something about this earlier in the week. It's just so they can get away with feeling up every bodacious female. There is no ridiculous scenario they can't think up and do to us.

Don't forget those man-boobs, eh?

Shouldn't we expect better from these exalted security custodians? ANY excuse these government ops can find, they only know how to humiliate, damage, and subjugate everyone, everywhere, at any time, and by any means.

Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them. - Frederick Douglass

Oh good

I thought the ruling class had run out of ways to further grope, violate, and dehumanize women.

I'm sure the 'men' will just allow it, too. At best, they'll complain and act all tough after it's over and the thugs are safety out of earshot.

At this point, I say 'good'. People deserve every bit of this crap if they're willing to put up with it.

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Maybe they are looking for Snoweden?

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The thing that worries me about it

Is that I don't put it past govt's to pull off a false flag just to justify their spying and privacy invasion.

That, and my daughter is flying back to the US from Heathrow on Thursday.

So, what bra size do you expect

The TSA to say is necessary to grope us females at even more?

Anything over a B? D??

OMG, thank God I rarely fly...

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TSA or TNA ?


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The Israelization of the

The Israelization of the airports continue. More fear mongering, more stripping of civil liberties. In comparison, DUI enforcement is no longer about saving lives, but it is about violating civil liberties under the guise of safety. So nice they create the problem and then have a solution, that of violating civil liberties, and get away with it time and time again via fear mongering and constant media propaganda by inundation, subtle for many years, incremental at least,and soon there is no US Constitution, but only legal bills to defend something they shredded many years ago, in the name of public safety.

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The Israelization of the airports continue.

Provide some evidence that Israel is responsible for what happens in a foreign airport.

The Israelization of the US

The Israelization of the US Airports is in reference to what happened to Israel's airports. They went through all of this in the 80s. You know PUFF, SMOKE, OVER THERE! They did it! Same old story continues, much like the boy that cried wolf. They play this threat of terrorism and blame the brown skinned people, time and time again, worked in Israel, and now usher in the Israelization of the US Airports. You know, take off your stinking shoes, or perhaps some 300 lb woman can feel up your wife? Anything to erode the dignity of free people, yah, this stinks of the Israelization of the US Airports, a phenom like that in the 80's. That's all. Same media spreading the same lies. You know, the same media that said Nelson Mandela was a "terrorist". So my question is who owns ZNN and who owns the media?

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I see what you are saying

I have seen it like this with this exception.. Israel's security is to protect a population that fights for it's sovreinity and freedom.

The airlines are not doing this for land, but for corporate protection.. so it assumes a corporation has the same rights traveling.

There is one israel. A corproation has many vehicles.

I believe Israel has a right to exist because people need land, culture, water.. I do not believe that corproations have a right to exist, the free market should determine their existance..

Looks like the guys at the TSA

Will have their hands full,

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Are you saying she's suicidal? Not funny and really poor taste.

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It's a joke...

She's got a big booty.