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We're about to bomb Syria; 20-year old slut is all media is talking about

In case you've been living in a cave the past 24 hours, apparently Miley Cyrus acted like a whore on MTV last night. Even though this happens every year at the MTV awards, apparently she out-whored Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Britney Spears. I don't know how, but she was able to pull it off. Not only did this event dominate all media this morning, but apparently it broke Twitter world records as well.

By the way, we're probably going to bomb Syria over false WMD claims. Also, don't watch Russia Today or the Ron Paul Channel. You might get exposed to "propaganda."

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Living in a cave?

Like it is bad that I don't know what stupid things are going on immediately as they happen? However when I read that sentence I did for a moment think of the similarities of a cave to rural oklahoma.

I can imagine the pre-show

I can imagine the pre-show conversation with Miley:

Miley: I dont want to wear this...
Manager: You have to you signed a contract.
Miley: But I dont get it, why do I have to expose myself.
Manager: We need media hype, you want to be popular right?
Miley: Yeah but is should be about my singing.
Manager: Face it you wouldnt be shit without us now do what your told. Youll like it once the media picks this up.
Miley: But why now?
Manager: The guys at the top want to bomb another country and your tits are the only thing that is going to distract people enough to pull it off.
Miley: But isnt that bad?
Manager: Did you see what happened to Paula Dean? You dont want that to happen to you do you? Are you racist becuase we can make you a racist.
Miley: No...
Manager: Good, now shut the fuck up and get out on stage.

We all share this eternally evolving present moment- The past and future only exist as inconsequential mental fabrications.

Eh

More like:

Miley: Omg, people will love this strange bodysuit! They'll all talk about me and I'll be trending!!

End

Eric Hoffer

See!!!!! Miley works for the CIA and it was all staged

to take American's attention off the coming war with Syria.

Everyone is in on it!

Eh?

Miley who?

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention to losers like her.

A day is wasted unless you

A day is wasted unless you learn something new.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgoyVRO0A0E

I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be. Albert Einstein

Actually it is not accidental.

1920's Berlin was the most decadent city in the world, as the Russian socialists filled it with sexual delights and perversions of all kinds.
Berlin did not have a Red Light district, so all of this was all over the city and in full view of struggling, starving Berliners.
Homosexuality was rife,as Europe's queer, arty community flocked to Berlin to indulge in their life style of choice.
We are now being set up by the exact same agenda again, sexual decadence, the homosexual agenda, and hedonistic lifestyle is the hallmark of a socialist/communist society.
The documentary "Adolf Hitler, The Greatest Story Never Told" explained 1920's Berlin beautifully, but it has now been removed from the 'net.
If you can find a copy it is well worth watching, as it shows history repeating itself.
As for Miley....my heart breaks for her, as her "handlers" engineer her public meltdown, for our entertainment and their profit. Sigh!

Bread and Circuses

Yeah well maybe all those Bimbos are Manchurian candidates and they were set off to go nuts all at once to distract all the idiots glued to their reality TV shows.

Now who the **** is Miley

Now who the **** is Miley Cyrus, and who gives a ****???!!!! Who watches MTV????

They should of had a pole on

They should of had a pole on stage for pole dancing.

It's better people watch Miley and ignore mainstream media news.

Did it break her daddy's achy breaky heart?

Smiley face

doubtful

I had the bad luck to view a vid link of smiley Virus

and I learned some things I hope one day to forget. Like what "twerking" is. Turns out twerking is the act of bending over, shoving your butt into somebody and making it giggle.

And how I am reminded that the house in which I dwelled was deluged with Smiley Virus for years (young daughter) and how she Smiley was pushed as a wholesome role model. Uh huh.

Well as our role models grow so do their fans so...we have a whole new generation of sluts to deal with.

Sadly you can send that link to anyone who says PEOPLE ARE FINALLY WAKING UP! WE CAN WIN THIS THING! Because the whole dominant and preponderant majority of this nation is exactly this, wants exactly this and will pay for exactly this.

A Smiley Virus.

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.

I hear you

My sister-in-law shoved the miley cyrus backpacks and what not onto my niece ten years ago or whatever. I havent asked her if she regrets it yet ;)

The worst part is I want to look at the pictures.

But then I think of her father singing Achy Breaky Heart and everything is ok. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHVz0mESNDc

The syrian people are resiliant

my parents escaped the lebanese conflict, these people do not just flop over cuz of a few little bombs, you better believe they resist.

GOD HELP THE CHILDREN OF THE REGION. HOPEFULLY GOD WILL NOT JUDGE THE WAR CRIMINALS' AS HARSHLY AS I WOULD. HELL FOR THEM SHOULD EQUATE TO AN ETERNITY IN THE AGONY OF A DYING CHILD AT THEIR HANDS. WHERE THE CHILD WILL SUFFER FOR A MOMENT BEFORE AN ETERNITY WITH GOD.

please dont say 'we' are bombing anyone I find association with such an act repulsive.

The Onion summed it up nicely...

That

.......was a good article.

Touche

A very good point.

Yes, I hardly slept

last nite not knowing/caring that Molly Cypress and her schlong-a-long following were in a debauched mode once again. From now on I will refuse to sleep and keep gazing the nitesky for proof of intellegence
other than the nsa satillites in orbit, all sixty four million of em.

Miley was proving herself to her handlers

This distraction means she will get promoted even more.

"Good dogie. Here's your treat."

Now what tribe is it that runs the music industry?

ignorant people who

provide viewership and therefore funds, who obsess and idolize who imitate and promote, its their fault. they provide the gas for their bS
Illuminati(assuming thats 'who'your referring to), they're just corporate tyrants. Information is out there for people who seek it, mtv awards are for undeveloped minds, children, regardless of age, we should assume the role of "illuminati" and illuminate the world with knowlege of truth and stop depending on the tv to do it. the tv was invented for this exact purpose.