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Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the
woman's husband.

Poor Lance Armstrong -
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7
Tour de France Races, while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike!!!!!

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn't take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick S O B!!

EASYJET
Paddy calls United to book a flight.
The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?"
Paddy replies "I Don't know! It's your bloody plane."

Instead of "the John", I call my bathroom "the Jim".
That way it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing
every Morning."

Have a Great Day !..Unless you've made other plans.

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Bump for a respite from reality.

Appreciated, emalvini.

lol

lol

Drive by!

sick SOB LOL