John Kerry's Lost Syria SpeechSubmitted by George Strait on Mon, 08/26/2013 - 23:26
After John Kerry's speech concerning the American response to the Syrian gas attacks, an earlier version of the speech was discovered in the notes he left on the podium.
Today, I'm here to tell you that without a war going in the Middle East, the United States is a lost ship without a compass. I ask you, who are we as a nation if we aren't killing brown people?
It's a fact; if we don't bomb Syria, Syrians will bomb Syrians. And its a fact that killing is bad, unless America does it. It is our duty, as a nation, to prevent further bloodshed, especially the horrifying bloodless bloodshed caused by chemical weapons. It is essential that we replace obscene Arabian bloodshed with righteous American bloodshed.