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Onion article on Obama's handling of Syria is unfortunately one of the most accurate I have read so far.

WASHINGTON—Facing mounting domestic and international pressure to respond to the deployment of chemical weapons by the government of Bashar al-Assad, White House sources confirmed today that President Barack Obama is carefully weighing his option for dealing with the war-torn Middle Eastern nation. “The president has conferred with his top advisors and is currently considering everything from authorizing missile strikes against Syrian regime targets, to taking out Syrian regime targets with missile strikes—nothing is off the table at this point...

More here: http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-weighing-his-syria-op...



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Op-ed by Assad

Sorry.. another one ;)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/so-whats-it-going-to-be,336...

Jonny R
Fellow Lover of Liberty

Missing Option

The article forgot to mention the other option. Do nothing.

The Onion also has an informative article

on Obama's psychiatric issues:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/psychiatrist-patiently-list...

"Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the office of a thoroughly nasty business concern." ~~C.S. Lewis
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Shrek said it best.

"Onions have layers".

"To bomb or to bomb?" ... Sad and hopefully not true

I liked this as well

"Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/experts-point-to-long-glori...

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns

"...“Just look at the 1954 bombings in Guatemala, the 1965-to-1973 bombings in Laos and Cambodia, the 1982 bombings in Beirut, the 1986 bombings in Libya, the 1987 bombings in Iran, the 1998 bombings in Iraq, the 1998 bombings in Sudan, the 1998 bombings in Afghanistan, routine airstrikes in Pakistan since 2005, the 2007 bombings in Somalia, the 2011 bombings in Somalia, and essentially the entire American military effort in Vietnam from 1960 to 1975. Those were all executed perfectly, and led, in the long run, to the most desirable possible outcome.”...

Lotta research there. Satire isn't easy. I'm in the middle of research on a forthcoming piece 'Homeland Security orders 450,000 Pink Bullets for Breast Cancer Awareness Month'. I've gotta get all the stats right or else risk being taken seriously...

Defeat the panda-industrial complex

I am dusk icon. anagram me.

More accurate than CNN, MSNBC or FOX.

Thanks for the only real news about the next war we are going to get into.