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Ode To Weinerville

Ode To Weinerville

There once was a pervert named Weiner,
who had a perverted demeanor.
Forced from the Hill for acting like Bill,
now Congress is one weiner leaner.

Moral: "If you tweet your meat, you lose your seat."

The End

Cheers!




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There once was a woman named

There once was a woman named Huma
who loved the taste of old Tuna
joined Hillary's staff
became her top aide
While the two of them played
Slick Willie got laid
and Anthony showed off his shaft
They all did the math
and in matrimony stayed
Followed the righteous path
and all were well paid
and marched in the Gay pride parade

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Kill, Bill

RMFAO..

Inspired by The Legend of Cranky Bernanke?

http://www.dailypaul.com/276679/the-legend-of-cranky-bernanke

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