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Miley Cyrus Apology Letter Going VIRAL! (Satire)


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Satanists run Hollywood and music industry...

Stars from all over the industry admit to practicing Satanism, being possessed by spirits, having multiple personalities. Mind control is going on. Hollywood is getting stranger, and truth is the basis for fiction.


Are you a POT or a PET - Person Embracing Tyranny?

Would be great if she did

see and endorse this - thanks danbojangles


" 'I made a 'G' today.' 'But you made it in a sleazy way.' "

Are you a POT or a PET - Person Embracing Tyranny?

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That's life...

Funny post from the OP... somehow.

Now, never heard of that brat before... seeing that name on the Daily Paul, and a couple lookups out of morbid curiosity... "lol"

I'm such out of touch, I suppose... All I have to say is:

Hey, whatever floats their butts boats.

Those "grrrls" usually only get the men they deserve, don't they?

Hahaha! Now that's a funny thing to think about, isn't it?!

Mouarf, mouarf, mouarf ! :D

You know... Life ! :P

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Hurry Up, Miley Is On TV Right Now, Don't Miss It!

I don't even have cable or satellite. And have not turned on MTV since I was a teen. So they would have to do way better than this just to get me to start watching tv again.

Wait. I forgot, I will never watch tv again.

It makes me so happy to watch the channels squirm for ratings. Just burn your tv's folks.

BTW: Great article, thanks for sharing. This is the kind of real analysis that is missing from all of television land.

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hey.. this is FINALLY catching on! Please consider reading it and giving it a facebook/twitter share or dailypaul bump!

Thanks folks :-)

Danbojangles, that was a

Danbojangles, that was a helluva try. The letter was actually great - very well written, and very believable. It had me going until the very end. Throughout the reading, my hope was building and building and building - that someone like Miley might actually have enough going for her, enough depth and concern and intelligence, to do something like that, and to potentially reach all the way into the pre-teen crowd. I still have very high hopes for the youth of this country. Much higher than my generation.

Thank you very much!

Thank you very much!

Pop trivia BS

Who cares whether she wrote the letter or not? I guess this was posted in fun, but it's depressing to see yet another beautiful young woman degrading herself so pitifully for money.

10 min later edit: Okay, I went back and read further. Hate the pic, but the "letter" is great! Sorry for the misunderstanding. Changed downvote to upvote.

I'd rather see her in the entertainment business providing

a product people are willing to pay for, then working the the government extorting from people who have no choice.

"A vote for the lesser of two evils is a vote to keep things the same", Buckminster Fuller..
A choice for liberty is always a choice for liberty.

awesome edit! Thanks for

awesome edit! Thanks for reading!

I wonder if that is what the

I wonder if that is what the poster was trying to do - make the apology letter go viral to get people to read about Syria that otherwise wouldn't care.

that's EXACTLY what I was

that's EXACTLY what I was trying to do..

unfortunately.. it hasn't gone "viral".. and open-minded DailyPaulers "downvoted without reading."


For a while there I thought

For a while there I thought that Miley Cyrus was some kind of genius. Think about it. She twerks half naked on the stage, which gets all the I-don't-care-anything-about-Syria-or-the-world-because-I-can't-read-good hip-hop types attention. Then she submits an apology letter that goes viral and gets all those same people to read it. In the process they learn that "Syria" is not the name of a band, but a country full of beautiful, innocent people that don't deserve what the USA has put them through.
Then I saw that she didn't really write that. Too bad. She could have been a hero. If she had written it, the strategy would have been absolutely brilliant.

So, fingering your pussy live

So, fingering your pussy live on national TV is inappropriate?





Never heard of this miley whatever before this

soft porn performance everyone seems to be talking about...

But I am not surprised, America is well known for its exports of inflation, war and porn.

Just youtube "We can't Stop"

and you'll certainly get some Miley hits!


It would be very entertaining to keep hitting refresh to see the number of views climb due to the folks who can't stand to look at her.


"What if the American people learn the truth" - Ron Paul


Don't! Stop! Don't Stop! dont stop dont stop!

"Letter not actually penned by Miley Cyrus" is what it says...

at the bottom of the page. What's up with that; fake letter??



thank you!

thank you!

I thought sexual grooming

was illegal. How come her choreographers aren't in the firing line?
Everything is about Miley, but nothing is said about the revolting people who puppet her, and aid in the early sexulisation of our very young girls?

Rape for

Rape for Profit:

Vogue plays dress up with little girls

We live in a sick society where young girls are sexualized and exploited routinely.

"The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that." — Alan Greenspan

She's 20, not 12. Don't like

She's 20, not 12. Don't like it? Change the @#$% channel.

People who feel that morality can be legislated are collectivists and need to wake the hell up.


And to Jill below..

You know what they say about Catholic girls.

There is an old saying: The tighter the grip, the more easily they will slip through your fingers (S/W).

One can not legislate morality. Do the best that you can, and hope for the best. Once an adult, it is on them.

Finally, do not infringe upon others, or the table can possibly turn.

"What if the American people learn the truth" - Ron Paul

Too stupid for words!

I wonder how old the children of your teen moms are who will be watching this carefully choreographed Shite?????
Maybe you should expand your thinking?

Its the duty of the parent to

Its the duty of the parent to monitor what their children watch, and to raise them right so they turn out well.

The only thing too stupid for words I can figure is how any liberty minded person can't even grasp this elementary concept of freedom and personal responsability.

This is simple. Police your own children. Keep your personal morality out of my life and the lawbooks. Don't mess with my right to life, liberty & property, and I won't mess with yours. Mind your own business. That's what freedom is. And before you start going on about "only a moral people can keep a free nation;" understand that the ONLY morality neccessary to conducting a free and prosperous humanity is the understanding that we live our lives by the non-aggression principal and natural law in an individualist society. Anything outside of this is how you to choose to personally live your life.

Having some psychotic abhorance for sex because you've been brainwashed by a book of lies written by men is not a prerequisite for a free society, and its the polar opposite of morality.