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New Chevy Truck

New Chevy Truck

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does
bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily. –Zig Ziglar

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new
Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I
wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.

The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in
the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats
directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to
your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a
Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke
up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.

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Thanks for that!

I might tell that one at dinner tonight. :-D

You should have known better,

You should have known better, of course this guy would not tolerate you slandering his boss- the head of Government Motors...

We all share this eternally evolving present moment- The past and future only exist as inconsequential mental fabrications.

..made ME laugh..good one.

..made ME laugh..good one.

Get the libertarian truck...

it's half the price and has way more features.


Old sofa put to good use (70 MPG)


Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul


That was a good one.

If anyone is looking for the most "efficient" gas guzzler, check out the Seat (Say-ought) Toledo. It's VW's sister company, but unlike the VW TDi engine that only takes diesel, the Toledo uses regular unleaded and gets a freaking 66-72mpg

But HEY: VW helps pay for the roads through government subsidy...allegedly.


If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

Hey Myke!


I was at the Ford dealership last week getting a new ignition.

Someone had stolen my 1997 F350 powerstroke crewcab truck with 407,000 miles on it. I was in Houston doing a job for a friend. They broke the ignition switch and started it with a screw driver. They didn`t want my truck they wanted my welding machine which was in the back of the truck. Anyhow as I was waiting for my truck to get fixed at the dealership I noticed a new 2013 truck of the same model as mine. The window sticker was listed at $64,785.00. I wonder if that effects the government inflation figures?

It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people that pay no price for being wrong.
Thomas Sowell


has some awesome articles on the ever-increasing cost of vehicles in "real-dollars" due to government "good intentions". He may have moved to subscription based but try to check it out if you can...

as a side note regarding new vehicles: they dont make them like they used to!

The 97's had the

The 97's had the indestructible 7.3l in them!
Now they have the shitty 6.8 eco-crap guv mandated engines.

Southern Agrarian

A republican truck with what % of USA parts?


Most of those who think so actually don't and most of those who think sew actually rip.

Good one, now when you went

Good one, now when you went back to the dealership did you tell them they left a customer stranded and you are gonna sue chevy for a heavy penny? ;).... That or force them all to wear ron paul shirts

I would give those seats

Some serious blow back.

Ron Paul Was Right

bierd...Your statement gave me a good laugh..!!!


It's a republican truck

It's a republican truck because it flip flops on what it wants to do/believe in?

Southern Agrarian