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McCain Plays Poker on his iPhone During Syria War Senate Hearing - September 3, 2013

McCain: "Syria? Meh, who cares? Yes or NO vote, we'll liberate them with a little shock and awe... Is this bastard trying to bluff me again?"


Edit: I kept wondering what he was looking at when I saw the hearing. He was sitting besides Rand Paul and kept looking down. And yes, it is McCain, just look at those gaunt scrawny old hands...

Edit 2: Here's him chuckling for getting caught with chief Cionist News Network propagandist Wolf Blitzer:


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LittleWing's picture

EPIC RANT by UK Taxi Driver- McCain caught playing poker

(WARNING! to those sensitive to foul language!)

Senator McCain caught playing poker on iPhone during Syria

If Wars Can Be Started by Lies, They Can Be Stopped By Truth.

Many people in the private

Many people in the private sector would be fired for doing what McCain did while on the job. So what if he was bored. He is getting paid to do a job, not to play poker.

The Senate should very seriously consider censuring him.


Never the brightest light that Hanoi canary

The good thing is,,,, a puppet dont have to think. John is one of the very best of the Roth-Zio puppets. He dont even care who pulls the strings as long as its an evil dance he is happy.

I put John McCain at the same level of disdain as Henry Kissenger.

Hanoi canari


Vietnam POW's gone but not forgotten. Deserted and cast away by John McCain.


HAHA! Oh-so FUNNY, Knight McCain!


I love it how you can LAUGH and CHUCKLE on National TV about wasting my tax dollars playing Texas Hold'em with PLAY MONEY.

Fuck! I'm tired of seeing this SHIT!

"Hahahahaha people are dying and I'm sending America's son's and daughters into more danger HAHAHAHAHAHA"

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

I bet it was REAL money he lost. Can we check that?


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McCain chuckles, "I lost thousands"

Leaving Wolf to ask if it was real or fake thousands. McCain's laugh continues, "It was fake"; but what about him isn't?

The only opinion he was there to hear was his own. After that, it's all just one game or another. Meanwhile, real lives, fortunes, and sacred honor are being risked and sacrificed by good men and women whom he is not worthy to speak of, much less for.

Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them. - Frederick Douglass

never let a poker face go to

double post sorry

I'm not pleased with the current administration...

...but sometimes I'm really happy we didn't end up with this guy. We'd be in more wars than we could count.

SteveMT's picture

Yup. Asleep at the wheel is one thing.

Playing while at the wheel is quite another. The reality is that they are both puppets (include Romney also) and we'd be in the same situation as we are in now, except that the repubs. would be the ones in lock step with McCain. What side would Rand be on then?; hopefully on the same side of the Constitution as he is now.

Thank you Arizona!

Your continued insistence in returning this senile old man to the US Senate has endangered our children.

Boycott Arizona!


The question

Do you think that the majority or even a minority of people in AZ actually voted for this turd?

John just takes some of his masters (false national debt) issue FRN's to buy the next round of elections. He is a good bet for his masters. He will do as told no matter how vile or discusting.


Now his 'All In' strategy in

Now his 'All In' strategy in Syria makes perfect sense :P

SteveMT's picture

This is what McCain believes to be multitasking.

McCain = McShame.

These representatives aren't there

to make decisions. This is all play-acting to give the people/world the perception that there is actually some honest thought being given to these earth-shattering choices.

The decision is already made...the machinations of Congress are all empty pretext.

The law cannot make a wicked person virtuous…God’s grace alone can accomplish such a thing.
Ron Paul - The Revolution

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. Ron Paul

Lest we forget, McCain is the tool

that Republicans thought would make a good President.

Much ado about nothing

If your issue with McCain were that he doesn't pay enough attention, then I don't know what to tell you.

Its a good visual, in my

Its a good visual, in my opinion. Cuts through the matrix of believing that people like him actually give a sh!t

Ventura 2012

In Other Words

...going to war has become soooo boring nowadays.

Just about all of congress

Just about all of congress are playing with themselves while on the tax payers dime...

Southern Agrarian

well, when you already got a

well, when you already got a poker face, you might aswell use it /s


never let a poker face go to waste

thanks for the mental image

I just pictured McCain dressed as Lady Gaga singing 'pokerface'.

brb getting brain bleach

A signature used to be here!

You're welcome :)

You're welcome :)

Good ol' MSM step'n in to do damage control.

Neither one of you are doing your jobs so keep laughing it up, jackasses!

If men are good, you don't need government; if men are evil or ambivalent, you don't dare have one.

Debbie's picture

Wow! Yeah, I did it (laughs sheepishly). What an embarrassment

to Arizona and the U.S. and right on CNN too!


Your Tax Dollars At Work...

At least we can go to bed knowing that our hard earned tax dollars go to good use. We should all be proud to be Amerikan.

"Bomb, Bomb, Bomb... Bomb, Bomb Iran."

More comedy from our favorite senator.

Put it in perspective:

there are a lot of worse things our tax dollars could be spent on than paying for McCain playing poker. It actually might be a good idea to pay for his vacation far away for a year or so.

^this * 1,000,000 Given that

^this * 1,000,000

Given that McCain is going to be a tax-leech, I'd rather he just play poker than do virtually anything else.

This reminds me of when the GOP whines that Obama takes too many days off to golf. Shit I wish every politician would just play golf 365.

Debbie's picture

This shows the level our gov't is really at.

. . .now does ambassadorial work for BO. haha wow.


the stranger's picture

One Eyed Jacks

"McCain Plays Poker During Syria War Senate Hearing"

Well, the sardonic irony is pretty thick on that one - has an accurate ring to it though.

So glad

that Drudge has this story front and center on his site. This makes me ill just looking at this. I hope that Az. and the rest of the country sees him for who he really is.