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Was John Kerry Hit by a Chemical Weapon?

Photographic evidence concludes: Yes.

See the sallowness in the eyes.


Swelling of the cranial area.

The transformation is complete.

The evidence is overwhelming.

John Kerry is clearly and without doubt a victim of a massive chemical weapon attack and, as such, should be removed from any sort of decision-making capacity in this regard.

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Or maybe, he is just a

clone of his original self.

SteveMT's picture

Chemical weapon #1 is called botox.

#2 is called collagen. Alternatively, they are all "shape-shifting reptilians."

Robotox for silicone face


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

he uses the same

shit they put in the ketchup only intravenously big big big doser

Could be...

or maybe he just fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I did notice his stepford wife falling asleep during the hearings. Maybe there is something to this reptilian thing.

In lieu of recent Happenings

In lieu of recent happenings I have to say that certain people may start believing some things on this post. I cant confirm or deny. Speaking hypothetically and associatively, The bible spoke of a serpent. Also, I believe in there it referenced to them as fallen angels. 1/3 to be exact. What about the other 2/3rds? Angels too? So if you see something weird with other people. You can't automatically assume they are bad. Even though we poke fun here.

Seriously, just for a moment

Check out his chin, used to be more pointed.

meekandmild's picture

NO Just Monsanto

GMO food

Yep that'll do it.

Yep that'll do it.

Walking lizard

John Kerry is a cold-blooded walking lizard. That's what happens to all Skull & Bones secret society from Yale controlled by Rockefellers. Here's a conclusive proof that he's not human.


Immoral funding of Military Industrial Complex by Federal Reserve and US taxation system must stop!!!! End illegal/unconstitutional wars! Preserve US currency!

Not sure about Kerry, but....

Louis CK has in fact confirmed that Donald Rumsfeld is a shape-shifting reptilian.


"The pioneers of a warless world are the youth who refuse military service." - Albert Einstein


He's a Reptilian. They're

He's a Reptilian. They're here folks. It's real. Google it.

I covered this topic further down the post.

Hey when you think about it.

Hey when you think about it. Following this type of logic,

It can put a real touch on the story of Adam and Eve.
Especially how slick he talks.

Gassed by

Heinz Catsup GAS from world War 1

Money talks and dogs bark

your title

cracks me up too funny.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must. like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.-Thomas Paine

The R3volution requires action, not observation!!!!

Were you sent into a paroxysm of apoplectic laughter?

Me too.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

yes it

was hilarious, I did not even have to look at the post in order to laugh uncontrollably. Nice job Chris.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must. like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.-Thomas Paine

The R3volution requires action, not observation!!!!

Kerry looks like a puppet from that Genesis video

"Land of Confusion."

Video still scares the crap out of me. Damn that Phil Collins.

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

John Kerry is definitely a demented Muppet...


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Since when did he suddenly end up with a lazy left eye?

No joke. Every time I see him on tv his left eye and the left side of his face seems droopy. Did he have a stroke or something recently?

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Thanks Freedom

I mentioned this in another post about the left eye.

What about the tongue flicking, That is really freaky.

omfG Chris!

You're killing me! Hahahaha, I have some pretty funny ideas from time to time. But you really nail it when you put stuff together. Good work man, keep up the hardcore forensic investigating... We need more truthfinders like you on the DP ;-P

NO MORE LIES. Ron Paul 2012.

I do know

He was shot at and MISSED, sh.t at and HIT.

Oh God he looks like one half

of Sesame streets "gay" couple, Bert or Ernie...can't remember which one is which.

I think you may be right...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

I almost forgot - credit for photos 1-5...

the internet.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

He got the name "Kerry"...

when his grandparents Fritz Kohn and Ida Lowe, trying to hide their Jewishness, opened an atlas, randomly dropped a pencil point, and it landed on county Kerry in Ireland. And John "Kerry" claims he didn't know this until 2003. It seems deceit is second nature to this family.

In all seriousness

He definitely had major reconstructive plastic surgery after he lost the election. Probably a facelift and removal of the wrinkles on his skin and rings around the eyes. There is no denying that at all. You'd have to be completely blind not to see it otherwise. Now, what a man does with his face is none of my business, but the guy is like 70 years old. That is kind of awkward.

Surely, it's Agent Orange Dementia!

Kerry served in Nam in '68, seven years into spraying A.O. all over the field of warfare there. Either John Kerry was lucky enough to not be near a spray area during his tour of duty, OR he's likely got some damage from it.

Detox science might have helped him live this long, and this relatively well; but I think this Bonesman has got a numbskull full of it!

Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them. - Frederick Douglass

Debbie's picture

This is clear evidence, plus he suffers from some sort of

compulsive writing disorder, having to furiously scribble notes while being questioned at hearings.