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Why Go to Church?

Why Go to Church?

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she asked.
I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, and (2), I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church:
(1) You're 49 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!"

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That's funny.

Good joke, never heard that one before.

I've taught a lesson almost every Sunday for the past 4 years and I won't lie there are times when if I didn't have to teach I would probably of stayed home that week.

I've actually had a pastor

I've actually had a pastor tell that joke before...

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