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Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

a certain percentage of human beings may have a genetic predisposition to eat unhealthy foods made from other even unhealthier foods


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Admittedly it is a thin line...


Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

Why is this posted in Health?

While I like the Onion, this should be posted in Humor, otherwise it looks like you're taking it seriously.

Admittedly it is a thin line..

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Which of the following vehicles have you recently owned, leased or co-signed?
1986 Pontiac 6000 LE 1994 Dodge Dakota 1995 Oldsmobile Eighty Eight 1996 Honda Accord LX I have never been associated with any of these vehicles

Which of the following street addresses in 'Green Bay' have you ever lived at or been associated with?
2428 North 6th Street 361 Laverne Drive 3773 North 52nd Street N49w27833 South Courtland Circle None of the above or I am not familiar with this property

Which of the following age ranges most closely matches the age of 'Kenneth Wendorf'?
19 to 23 32 to 36 38 to 42 60 to 64 None of the above or I am not familiar with this person

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

Oreo Pizza

When introduced, was a new low for humanity.

Best quote:

"In international news, the equivalent of 5 Americans were killed in Afghanistan today."

You'd almost expect to hear that line on Fox News.