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God Halts Football Game With Mighty Bolt of Lightning

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You want me to swallow what lie this time?

Go peddle your mythology at the Pantheon. That's where this god jibberish belongs, not on a forum discussing real events.

Blah, blah, blah, blah!!!!

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After going 3 and out, Seattle was forced to punt...

then God said "enough of this", sending a lightning bolt that delayed the game for more than half an hour to show His glory.

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Its Obama's Fault

His name is Edward Snowden

What is Capitalism?
http://youtu.be/yNF09pUPypw

God halted the game

so people could watch Breaking Bad

"I am Troll fighter, number one"

-Ernest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxWb-ViejPg

Final score 3-29...

i.e. 2x39 or...

2x3x13...

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Michael Nystrom's picture

Yeah, out here in New England

They play in the rain.

BOOM!

All art is only done by the individual. The individual is all you ever have, and all schools only serve to classify their members as failures. E.H.

Same as here in Wisconsin.

Only because we have nothing else to live for.

Cheese!

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Because it is hard...

To find good Sheepherders now-days, they could have been in the barn. Just could not help bringing up what it is designed to do. Distract, With all due respect Sir.

If I disappear from a discussion please forgive me. My 24-7 business requires me to split mid-sentence to serve them. I am not ducking out, I will be back later to catch up.

i know but it's still fun.

and the teams will end up 3 and 1 which is 13 backwards and that is fun 2...

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

49'ers...

4 plus 9 is 13...

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

BOOM!

Come on Niners!

NFL

Co-founder = Skull and Bones.......

Go Packers though!

NFL is Nephalim is Giants on Earth is...

predicted...

Seahawks 2-0 record plus
49ers 1-1 record equals
total 3-1 or 13 backwards...

doo dee doo dee doo doo...

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg