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God Halts Football Game With Mighty Bolt of Lightning

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So God is not a fan of the NFL?

Say it ain't so Joe...

Thou shalt not:

shuffle thy football players feet on the Astroturf.

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty" TJ

Someone...

Someone is not a fan of the back-shoulder pass....

"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot."--Mark Twain

Packers football - delayed to you by

God.

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titans use slipperiness to their

Advantage.

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I want a jersey with my name on the back.

Bring your rain game you packers

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You want me to swallow what lie this time?

Go peddle your mythology at the Pantheon. That's where this god jibberish belongs, not on a forum discussing real events.

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Pantheon

Romans wanted Christians to " put" their Jesus in the Pantheon..they were fine with that..Christians could not put Jesus in with the other gods because He was above them all...

After going 3 and out, Seattle was forced to punt...

then God said "enough of this", sending a lightning bolt that delayed the game for more than half an hour to show His glory.

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Its Obama's Fault

His name is Edward Snowden

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God halted the game

so people could watch Breaking Bad

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-Ernest

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Final score 3-29...

i.e. 2x39 or...

2x3x13...

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Yeah, out here in New England

They play in the rain.

BOOM!

He's the man.

Same as here in Wisconsin.

Only because we have nothing else to live for.

Cheese!!

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Because it is hard...

To find good Sheepherders now-days, they could have been in the barn. Just could not help bringing up what it is designed to do. Distract, With all due respect Sir.

If I disappear from a discussion please forgive me. My 24-7 business requires me to split mid-sentence to serve them. I am not ducking out, I will be back later to catch up.

i know but it's still fun.

and the teams will end up 3 and 1 which is 13 backwards and that is fun 2...

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49'ers...

4 plus 9 is 13...

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BOOM!

Come on Niners!

NFL

Co-founder = Skull and Bones.......

Go Packers though!

NFL is Nephalim is Giants on Earth is...

predicted...

Seahawks 2-0 record plus
49ers 1-1 record equals
total 3-1 or 13 backwards...

doo dee doo dee doo doo...

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