Phones Are 'Out', Real Life Is 'In' - Formerly Obsessed 12 Year-Olds Explain Why The Internet Is LameSubmitted by Chris Cheesecurdski on Wed, 09/18/2013 - 02:26
Following months of debate, the conclusion is in: Real life is better than the internet
Daily News Reports
September 17, 2013
In an apparent backlash against stereotypes portraying them as a bunch of '21-by-34-millimeter screen-obsessed hooligans,' the youth of America have produced a public-service announcement that describes why staring at your stupid cellphone screen all day like an idiot is, in fact, lame.
"I've only had a smartphone for a couple of months" said a young skateboard riding man who by law had to remain anonymous "but I don't go around staring at it every day. I'd rather be out riding, or checking out the ladies."
When asked about their feelings on such websites as youtube and facebook, there was one commonly-agreed upon view: