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Breaking News!! New Government Seal Announced.

Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

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The sad thing is...is that that is 99.5% Accurate. Isn't that the accuracy of preventing STDs and Pregancy?

Perfect example of the Government Today.

"We, the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the Constitution." Abraham Lincoln

Thanks for the laugh

Veramente divertente.
Mc Cain and Huckleberry as well as Cutie Romney should get that tatooed on the forheads.

oliver robert ike


sono io d'accordo


LOL!!! now thats a good 1!

LOL!!! now thats a good 1!

LOL!!!! I am also stealing this.....

but I wont take credit for it.




All we need now.....

is a graphic! Perhaps that guy over in war room photoshopped Ronbo! LOL

Hey Zamboni

Hey Zamboni!
Quello era buon. Provate mai a scrivere come il satirist?
Sapete che l'unico candidato presidenziale che vale la pena di votare
per è Ron Paul. McCain ha una faccia brute. Vestiti da Giuliani nella
resistenza. Huckabee è un crociato per un governo dominato religioso.
Romney è rich equipaggia i sogni. Uomini tutti del Bush dei quattro.
Niente cambierebbe sull'uscire soverenty americano la finestra. Voto
Ron Paul 2008


There is life at the end of the tunnel my friends!

It's time! Rand Paul 2016!

"Truth, Justice, and the American Way!"

ROFLMAO!!! I'm spreading

ROFLMAO!!! I'm spreading this around a bit! too funny!




Very clever and a great and true analogy



classic! I'm stealing that one....(only for friends, don't worry.)

"This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave."



Live Free or Die - Amen to that

Live Free or Die - Amen to that