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The Dumb Sh*it Did It Again!: Cheney's Gun Malfunctions In Charity Antelope Hunting Contest, None Hurt

The Dumb Sh*it Did It Again!!: Cheney's Gun Malfunctions In Charity Antelope Hunting Contest, None Hurt

By Jonathan Easley - 09/23/13 12:47 PM ET

Former Vice President Dick Cheney’s gun malfunctioned before he could get a shot off at an antelope hunting contest in Wyoming on Sunday, according to a local ABC News affiliate.

“The Vice President is an excellent shot,” the captain of Cheney’s hunting team said. “He had a gun malfunction. But I think he is so excited and enjoyed this so much. He'll be back next year."
Cheney blamed “a small problem with the manufacturer.”

“I don't take it personally,” he said. “I'm sure there was a small problem with the manufacturer. But I will be back next year and I have enjoyed it, it's been fantastic. It's great to spend so much time with some fine folks.”

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meekandmild's picture

I wish Cheney would go hunting with

Eric Holder.

Can You Imagine Cheney Passing A REAL Background Check?

Red flags everywhere..


Hey Dick! BOOM!

I bet you the people hanging with him

don't think the same about hanging with that turd. His heart is fake, I am sure his brain isn't much better. I wouldnt piss on cheney if he was on fire.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must. like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.-Thomas Paine

The R3volution requires action, not observation!!!!

Family Guy - Hunting with Dick Cheney (lol)


"Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And it only takes a feather for me to die laughing."

Cheney's Got a Gun...

Cheney's Got a Gun...

"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
-Ron Paul

Oh yeah, I'm sure it was the

Oh yeah, I'm sure it was the manufacturer.

He probably didn't get that gun from Eric Holder

All the guns the Attorney General put in the hands of Mexican drug-lords worked as they were designed to. The deaths of many innocent folks on both sides of the border, including U.S. Border Patrol agents, only happened because Holder's gifted-guns functioned so well.

Keep Cheney away from Holder's arsenal, and we'll all be safer. Now if we could just see the rest of this travesty served justice, eh?

Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them. - Frederick Douglass

Hopefully we'll get lucky one of these days

And he'll accidentally shoot himself.

Recommended for Cheney

..and any newbies out there:
Much thanks to Hickok45.

"Beyond the blackened skyline, beyond the smoky rain, dreams never turned to ashes up until.........
...Everything CHANGED !!

Watch out for Dick!

He tends to explode when people aren't expecting it.


In all seriousness, Cheyney is a war criminal. He belongs in jail.

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

Dumb Sh*it ? That's not very

accurate. I'd change that to Dangerous Bastard.

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

You shouldn't talk about

You shouldn't talk about accuracy when discussing Cheney

OK!! The Dumb Sh*it Is A Dangerous Bastard...


I will be back next year and I have enjoyed it.....

Well, I guess nobody will be coming now....

Because: Some animals are more equal than other animals. -Animal Farm-

What the? > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MTIwY3_-ks

Looking down the barrel

Is your prescribed method of checking a malfunction.Dick!

To my Liberal Trolls:
"Really Don't mind if you sit this one out. Your words but a whisper, your deafness a shout. I may make you feel, but I can't make you think."
Ian Anderson 1972

Hey DICK!! What is Your Major Malfunction?