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How to call Police when you're old & don't move fast anymore.

My wife brought this short story home from work in their monthly News letter, I just had to share it with you all. Enjoy.

George Phillip of Mississippi was going to bed one night when his wife told him he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He immediately phoned the police who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "No". Then they said all patrols are busy, and he should just simply lock the door and an officer would be along when available. George said "OK" and hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because people were stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them know because I just shot them." he hung up. Within 5 minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit & an Ambulance showed up at the Phillip's residence & caught the crooks red handed. One of the Policeman said to George " I thought you said you shot them!" George said "I thought you said there was no one available."

(TRUE STORY) Don't mess with old people!!

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Annow ... the rrrrrrest of the story.

Police then tasered him, handcuffed him, threw him onto the concrete and and re-tasered him. He was charged with filing a false police report, lying to an officer of the law, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. The garage and its contents were seized under the asset forfeiture act.

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LOL good one :)

LOL good one :)

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