Schoolchildren Nationwide Pointing Their Fingers, Saying 'Bang' in Hopes of Being Suspended, ExpelledSubmitted by Chris P. Crunchski on Sat, 09/28/2013 - 19:33
It started with just a few bad apples in kindergardens and first grade classrooms.
It accelerating into an epidemic of schoolchildren pointing fingers, pencils and chalk at one another in the hopes of being suspended from school.
"Bang! You're dead!" said one fourth-grader, Brantley P, when asked about the recent phenomenon.
Another student, 10-year old Hunter S, was equally vocal. "I don't want to go to school anymore! Pow pow pow!
"Pow pow pow pow!" he added with a barbaric yawp.
No teachers were available for comment as they were all out in the recess area rounding up ruffians and putting an end to this nonsense.