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Schoolchildren Nationwide Pointing Their Fingers, Saying 'Bang' in Hopes of Being Suspended, Expelled

It started with just a few bad apples in kindergardens and first grade classrooms.

It accelerating into an epidemic of schoolchildren pointing fingers, pencils and chalk at one another in the hopes of being suspended from school.

"Bang! You're dead!" said one fourth-grader, Brantley P, when asked about the recent phenomenon.

Another student, 10-year old Hunter S, was equally vocal. "I don't want to go to school anymore! Pow pow pow!

"Pow pow pow pow!" he added with a barbaric yawp.

No teachers were available for comment as they were all out in the recess area rounding up ruffians and putting an end to this nonsense.

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Closing down all government schools, one finger at a time.

OK kids, point away, until the government schools are empty. WOW! it's always the simple plans
that are most effective.

Years later, you will look back and realize it was the best career move you ever made, escaping the government prison system.

Kids, just remember, always use the middle finger.

Natural Order



Made my night!

my man!

as always... you're on to somethin' here, Chris!

Predictions in due Time...

"Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy." - Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul

Ya bro actually I have no idea what's going on.

I'm just trying to get by with what I can without reason or reason why...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Bonus, easy-tweet format.


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

ha, good one, Chris

reminds me of this skit:

“Although it was the middle of winter, I finally realized that, within me, summer was inextinguishable.” — Albert Camus

Thank you

That really made me laugh !


None of these people were ever children.

How could they forget childhood?

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

fireant's picture

This gives me renewed hope for the future.

The American spirit ain't dead yet!

Undo what Wilson did

Just wait til they're older

Just wait til they're older and don't want to go on a business flight or to see the inlaws. Then they'll pull this crap.

That's more irresponsible than shouting 'Movie!' in a crowded...


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

I know one first grader

Who figured out if he told his teacher and principal FU in one day, he'd get out of school suspension right away.


The kids are now waking up!

As responsible adults it is our responsibility to inform them...

that if they point their fingers and say 'bang', they never have to go to school again.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

BMWJIM's picture

LOL! I like it.


Just need to teach the kid to say Bang, Bang killed a Democrat. When the teacher ask them what they are thinking, the kid needs to tell them they were just reloading for the Republicans.


1976-1982 USMC, Having my hands in the soil keeps me from soiling my hands on useless politicians.