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How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?

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Onion to discontinue print edition.

Bummer. Oh, well. Times change.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

They should have done 3 copies a week...

Like the Boston Globe.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.


...Bird Cage liner lol


Not just hoarding, reclusive loons suffering.

What about the many uses of the newspapers? This affects me greatly. What have I used newspapers for?

Training puppies
Mulching the garden
Packing filler to send out eBay fragile merchandise
Masking for paint jobs
Covering windows in closed down businesses
Wrapping fish at the fish market
Making pirate hats in grade school
Solving Sudoku, crosswords and crytograms
Placing ads for apartments for rent

Someone once told me that you can read articles in these, but I've been skeptical.

I like the cryptoquotes. Learned a lot through them.

Great for wiping windows.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

meekandmild's picture

They will have to find something else for TP?