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Ted Cruz: "I am not a Muppet"

I'm no expert but I am overwhelmed by the similarities in these images, which force me to ask,

is Ted Cruz actually former Muppet Show cast member Sam The Eagle, hiding behind a new identity?

Submitted for your aproofal:

Gaping maw? Check.


Disarming glare? Check.

Cynical appeal to nationalism for political gain? check.

Again, I'm no expert, and I've just started digging into the photographic evidence. But to my eyes it's clear:

Ted Cruz is a Muppet.

The only remaining question is -

Who's hand is up his butt? Who is the man behind the muppet?



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Whose hand is up its butt???

Séamusín

now he's denying that he even is a muppet.

That's like the cot giving the petal flack.

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Bird vs. Turtle

Coming soon to a Senate Chamber near you.

http://www.dailypaul.com/328861/ted-cruz-poised-to-make-life...

He's the man.

thought I knew dat feller.

Tortoise Beats Hare Clip: http://youtu.be/xh3B_ETY82g

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You make a good case.

I've always felt that O'Really, from the Faux Nooz Factory, bears a strong resemblance to Porky Pig.

Ted Cruz is an establishment

Whack-a-Mole.

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Always worth being revived

:)

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It's a Muppet dang revival.

Those things will never die.

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Is Pinocchio's

pecker pine?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift

boo

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Ted Cruz gives up Muppetship ahead of possible 2016

POTUS bid...

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The pandas are preventing some of the images from displaying on

My device.

How am I to scientifically study this photographic phenomenon?

Edit - the images load now. Yeah - that dude is definitely a Muppet.

Edit - that was April 24. This is June 1 and the 2nd pic won't show.

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Mrs. Cruz responds to recent Muppet allegations..


http://youtu.be/m3WlgSF8lrk

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thanks for the revival

Awesome

Séamusín

Ted Cruz Prepares His Cruise Speech

Ted Cruise

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

Sounds like fun. Will there be crepes?

I like crepes.

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Ahoy! Hurry Ted! Our Cruise! We're casting off.

Ted Cruise departs... Sorry. No time for speeches.]

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People are still talking about this.

I'm holding out for more evidence or at least some very strong opinions.

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I Knew It!

I knew I saw him some where B4 but couldn't put a finger on it?

All along I thought he some how fit in with the Pat Buchanan clan.

A lot of similarities there.....

Because: Some animals are more equal than other animals. -Animal Farm-

What the? > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MTIwY3_-ks

Keep him at arms length

His history is abysmal. I don't trust him at all. Nevertheless, we should use him like a useful idiot and toss him away when the time comes.
Rand was brilliant for keeping his name out of that theatrical shut down episode.

I am guessing you are not a tea party fan.

I like him,he is the only one obviously fighting to get rid of mandatory health care. I rather bash idiots like pelosi ried and friends.

never trusted Cruz...

always thought he was a puppet of the Bush family.

I am not tea party.

Caution, concerning Cruz:

http://www.dailypaul.com/300348/senator-ted-cruz-and-wife-he...

"What if the American people learn the truth" - Ron Paul

You guys sound like liberals.

Cruz has no chance against Ron Paul son Rand. Now Cruz Is doing the liberty folks a favor and fighting against mandatory health care that will cost us more billions. Cheers to that my friend.

Whatever I may sound like

to you, I fully vet each and every politician/candidate. Party means nothing to me [USA USA].

Furthermore, the only way to scrap obam-ney care is to gain high seats, which you should be working on in your state. Are you?

"What if the American people learn the truth" - Ron Paul

Nope i chose to take the back seat

And support a candidate of my liking.

Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty.

"And support a candidate of my liking."

Who is the candidate? If I like him/her well enough, I may throw [if I haven't already] a few frn's into the coffer.

"What if the American people learn the truth" - Ron Paul

same guy Ron Paul will be supporting.

Rand Paul 2016 :D

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