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Ted Cruz: "I am not a Muppet"

I'm no expert but I am overwhelmed by the similarities in these images, which force me to ask,

is Ted Cruz actually former Muppet Show cast member Sam The Eagle, hiding behind a new identity?

Submitted for your aproofal:

Gaping maw? Check.


Disarming glare? Check.

Cynical appeal to nationalism for political gain? check.

Again, I'm no expert, and I've just started digging into the photographic evidence. But to my eyes it's clear:

Ted Cruz is a Muppet.

The only remaining question is -

Who's hand is up his butt? Who is the man behind the muppet?



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why be rude to TC?

The guy has been a force for stopping bad crap in DC for like a year now. Why does this site always shit on our allies? "Oh noes! he's not Ron Paul's clone!! Attack!!!!"

It's just good-natured ribbing.

The guy should expect it - he's got a lot to prove.

http://www.dailypaul.com/300667/found-it-ted-cruz

And btw he looks like a Muppet. He should probably do something about that. :)

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

I for one

welcome our new Muppet Overlords.

More evidence.

See the resemblance?

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

Really? Even if he isn't sincere?

He's from the 'ends justify the means' camp of George Bush.

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

He is

a very articulate one that's for sure.

"Once you become knowledgeable, you have an obligation to do something about it."- Ron Paul

Uninformed proselytizing - check.

Self-righteous indignation? Check.

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

Huh?

explain. Even if you disagree with every single position of his Ted Cruz is a very intelligent and articulate guy. C'mon lets not be silly.

"Once you become knowledgeable, you have an obligation to do something about it."- Ron Paul

Correction.Ted Cruz is a very intelligent and articulate

Muppet. Like Sam the Eagle.

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

Got it

ha ha

"Once you become knowledgeable, you have an obligation to do something about it."- Ron Paul

Brilliant!!!

best investigative journalism I've ever seen!!!

:)

[i]Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet... but man[/i]


http://youtu.be/OhWUjB6C_aI

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Ted Cruz Exposed!

Can we move on to someone we know we can trust now?

I mean, I got it. Ted Cruz is doing good things. But look, he hasn't reached out of the republican box, hasn't gone after the fed, sounds like he's full of B.S. Everytime he opens his mouth, and has a political history only a Rockefeller could love.

Let him do what he does, but c'mon, this guy is an insider. Haven't we all been here before?

Séamusín

Plus his voice changes when he's on Sesame Street.

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

Michael Nystrom's picture

Oy!

That got me to really laugh out loud.

Plus - what does the Constitution say about Muppets? How do you actually define a "natural born" Muppet?

I don't know ...

but his wife's clients are.

Michael Nystrom's picture

I think you're right


http://youtu.be/iCVmKN5At_o

Well, who's hand would be up his butt?

I'm more sold each and every day.

This is compelling...

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.