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Mt. Rushmore covered by large tarp

The National Park Service has issued the following directive.

In keeping with President Obama’s order to shut down all National Parks we have decided to drape the monument with a large tarp.

We do this reluctantly but the only other option was to arrest anyone who viewed the monument and strike out their eyes.

We truly believe this option is the most feasible and humane, even though the expense of the tarps, $23,000,000.00, is vastly higher than having our officers, (who by the way overwhelmingly were in favor of the second option being instituted), enforce the second option.

Many thanks: http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2013/10/07/a-pretty-cool...




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LOL

Is this a joke? The Government is trying to brainwash people into thinking we need the government to visit Mt Rushmore. LOL WOW!

Seriously?

Im having a hard time believing this one. This is fact?

Sorry

Just noticed this was in humor section.

It would be helpful if there

It would be helpful if there was a filter or a little icon next to the headline that said "Humor" just so we don't keep getting fake headlines on the front page.

End The Fed!
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The real humor here is.

Perhaps Irony would be a better term. The real humor here is that anyone could believe it to be true. The Puppet Government is so outragous that it actually is believeable that they would do it as described above. So that some would insist that we need some huge stop sign painted with the words. This is HUMOR and not for real.

When im am not vomiting I am laughing.

sovereign

Government hievery of monuments and history

The also closed the Grand Canyon, private parks, tried to close the ocean in florida, business, protesters, ect. ect. ext. it's time to close down these bastards for good!

"A vote for the lesser of two evils is a vote to keep things the same", Buckminster Fuller..
A choice for liberty is always a choice for liberty.

BillRow.. The word etcetera=

BillRow.. The word etcetera= etc. in abbreviation. Ect, is incorrect.

Oops. :-( thank you for the correction :-)

I also missed the t in thievery. I must have been a rougher morning than I thought....

"A vote for the lesser of two evils is a vote to keep things the same", Buckminster Fuller..
A choice for liberty is always a choice for liberty.

The next step----

Mute the lapdog main stream media.
That would be the best thing to come from the shutdown.

It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people that pay no price for being wrong.
Thomas Sowell

TARP...oh the irony!

TARP...oh the irony! hahahaha!

If my need to be RIGHT is greater than my desire for TRUTH, then I will not recognize it when it arrives ~ Libertybelle

Next Step.

LOL