Mt. Rushmore covered by large tarpSubmitted by Chessienut on Sun, 10/06/2013 - 09:38
The National Park Service has issued the following directive.
In keeping with President Obama’s order to shut down all National Parks we have decided to drape the monument with a large tarp.
We do this reluctantly but the only other option was to arrest anyone who viewed the monument and strike out their eyes.
We truly believe this option is the most feasible and humane, even though the expense of the tarps, $23,000,000.00, is vastly higher than having our officers, (who by the way overwhelmingly were in favor of the second option being instituted), enforce the second option.