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(The Onion) What A Government Shutdown Means For You

-You will still be able to send and receive mail, but any attempt to poison government officials will have to be held off until they return to their offices after the shutdown ends

-This probably won’t have any actual effect on your marriage, but it’s better to blame it on this than facing what the real issues are

-Any harm that may occur to you during the shutdown will still affect your body in real life. Essentially, if you die in the shutdown, you die for real.

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Cyril's picture



Thanks for the smile :)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

I usually don't like Onion posts

But this was entertaining. I think their writers have a good sense on the truth and use it to make their articles funnier.

scawarren's picture

Chris, thank you for putting

Chris, thank you for putting the source in your title :)

It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. – Mark Twain