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Forlorn Nation Pines

Demonstrating incalculable remorse, the nation lay prostate in supplication tuesday in a plea for its dearly departed lover, the United States Federal Government, to honor its beg of entreaty and pay heed to its shattered heart.

"Come back to us, we beggest thou!" cried the nation of 316 million, 2013 pop. est.

"Return to mine heart! Returnest thou mine! Unto the Gods, here us ye saints! It's been a week already. Please come back - we need you!"

The nation was then cast into a pallor of immitigable weepings and consternation.



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Nation sings song in hope of wooing back government...


http://youtu.be/Kglk7AZmL64

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This is such a sad letter.

I weep... I need my baby so bad

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Helpful hints for deep grief

1. Weeping shall precede wailing and wailing shall be followed by gnashing of teeth. Weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. That is the proper order.

2. One does not put on sack cloth, neither does one wear them. One DON'S sack cloth, the procedures are distinct.

3. One does not smear, wipe or otherwise apply ashes to one's body, one DAUBS themselves with ashes.

4. Flinging and hurling dust into the air is acceptable. One should not toss, flip, spoon or translocate dust in any other manner.

RECAP:

Weep, wail, gnash, don, daub, hurl (or fling).

Practice these methods now and when TSHTF you won't be a wallflower.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

Yeah - I was just about to say all of that.

You're so frickin' awesome, Smudge.

:)

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It's these subtle tips on preparedness

you won't find anywhere else including my prepper book. For reasons deemed too sensitive to be written here.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

Let me guess - they came quiet as a breath

in a cloudream...?

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Well to be honest Chris it's stuff I learned from the bible

and that's why you should read your bible each and every day.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

I had to spend half a childhood reading about sackcloth and ash.

I'd rather spend the rest of my childhood with my finger on the play button...

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Elvis Presley could burp, fart, snort, sneeze, cough, and hiccup

all at the same time.

He only did it once, though, and it killed him.

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