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Joking about the UnConstitutional & Traitorous TSA & their Sekurity Theater can and will get you ARRESTED!

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TSA loudspeakers threaten travelers with arrest for making jokes about security

http://youtu.be/lkWPMeLSk6M
Police State USA
Published on Oct 10, 2013

HOUSTON, TX — Travelers are reporting threatening messages coming from the loudspeakers of the Travel Security Administration. The TSA has been broadcasting warnings that people will be arrested for making jokes in the presence of the infamous federal checkpoint agents. Policestateusa.com has obtained exclusive audio of the threats.

READ MORE: http://www.policestateusa.com/2013/tsa-loudspeakers-threaten...

[Just one more sign that you do NOT live in a 'free country']
"...You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest."

- TSA announcement over the intercom system,
Houston International Airport Gate B84, 9-20-13 ~9:30am

TSA Loudspeakers Threaten Travelers With Arrest For Joking About Security
Prisoner training: Don’t complain about your grope down

Paul Joseph Watson
Infowars.com
October 11, 2013

Travelers who crack jokes about the TSA’s ludicrous security procedures could face arrest, according to a new loudspeaker warning being broadcast at airports in the U.S.

While traveling through George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Matt Miller heard a security announcement repeatedly aired on the airport intercom that left him disturbed.

“You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest,” the loudspeaker message states.

These new loudspeaker warnings remind us that the TSA continues to excel at indoctrinating Americans to be well-behaved prisoners via obedience training – reminding them that they can be disappeared if they dare speak out of turn, even in a humorous way.



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TSA fears humor!

They know that if we expose their minions to the humor of their actions, the whole theater will fall apart. They are desperate to maintain the illusion of seriousness so that everyone stays asleep!

I've got a good joke that's partially true.

I just flew back in from Bucharest, and boy is my sphincter tired. (wacka wacka wacka)

I actually did not receive at pat down at customs, but I did observe two 40-year old adolescent wannabe Marines with military hair cuts and extremely bad attitudes yelling at everybody trying to get through customs. They probably saw the 1st half of Full Metal Jacket one too many times.

“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” - G.K. Chesterton

bigmikedude's picture

Darn. So if someone asks you a question at the airport

you can't answer "I don't know, but I bet Stink Finger over there with the blue shirt on does." ?

crietmann's picture

Insensitive preview pic.

As a frequent flyer showing a TSA employee with a rubber glove and 2 fingers raised gives me the heebee geebees. I guess a tube of KY in his other hand could have made it worse.

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Some people are suggesting..

...that what the intercom is referring to is about "security" related jokes like saying you have a bomb in jest, not about security personnel.....but I don't know, it certainly doesn't sound like that...

"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -- James Madison

unfortunately, with the way the things are these days,

these govt terrorists wouldn't make the distinction, either way; they just love the idea of arresting someone now: just one more "collar" to put in their career book on their way to being promoted by failing upwards.

they make schit up all the time now, as is; they're so hubris filled knowing that on the most part, dumb brainwashed juries would let them off the hook, they even lie & freely scheme and frame 'suspects' as they're knowingly being recorded on their cruiser dashcams, and don't even care.

So, if they do that already in nominal traffic stops & at any callout to your home by a spiteful neighbor, God knows just what kind of BS they'll write-up in their report within the confines of 'legally Constitution-Freezones' aka TSA occupied airports.

the entire notion that most people that they'll end up arresting, KNOWINGLY over BS, are in the same if not worse socio-economic situation than they are, and most likely, even a false arrest would financially ruin them, for good, doesn't bother them in the slightest.

that, is the most despicably disgusting reality: they simply don't care or have empathy for another human soul.

to them, it's court equivalent of 'kill 'em all & let God sort 'em all out'-meme: arrest any and all you don't like, then let the lawyers/judges/jury/courts sort it all out; I've done my job: after the arrest, it's not my problem anymore! yay!

never mind what that really means: financial ruin/attorney-court-costs & fees & fines, criminal record, societal shunning (false arrest or not, having a bunch of patrol cruisers or SWAT pull up to your home to drag you out in cuffs socially ruins you for good), ruined potential future employment prospects, ruined credit record, clerical errors in the 'legal' system even after supposedly your record has been expunged or you've had your rights restored may still mire you in problems in the future constantly, etc.

so sickening.

Predictions in due Time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDisyWkIBM

"Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy." - Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul

Is this for real??

I don't like that there's no video, makes it impossible to verify its legitimacy.

"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -- James Madison

Ok so it is real

A friend of mine just confirmed he heard it at SeaTac Airport.

"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -- James Madison

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I knew it was Houston before

I knew it was Houston before I clicked the article.

Southern Agrarian

but 1st: It's almost Halloween

Congress shall make no laws...abridging the freedom of speech

If Congress didn't make this law, who did?

Vets getting arrested, priests being threatened with arrests if they provide free masses, and now making jokes can be the basis of an arrest... This is getting creepy just in time for Halloween.

I heard that on AJ. I thought

I heard that on AJ. I thought it was a joke at first. Government employees are going to get a good beat down to teach them a lesson if they continue their war on us.

just realized who's voice that TSA announcement reminded me of:

warnings in the fictitious, occupied Total Recall Mars Colony Spaceport:


http://youtu.be/DXEK4XqL5rw

Predictions in due Time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDisyWkIBM

"Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy." - Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul

Very close sounding voice,

Very close sounding voice, and same attitude.

yep, but unfortunately,

not so 'sci-fi' eh?

more like sci-non-fiction.0/

Predictions in due Time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDisyWkIBM

"Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy." - Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul

Just wow

Just wow, we are not in Kansas anymore.