My "Shutdown" Diary: Day 12Submitted by Sheepherder911 on Sat, 10/12/2013 - 03:21
Day Twelve: The Government "shutdown" continues unabated. I haven't had much contact with the outside world due to me seeking refuge in my "freedom bunker" during the rising hours of this apocalyptic event.
Conditions are deteriorating. My stock of hand sanitizer is running low and I have long since run out of toilet paper. Needless to say, it smells a bit rank in here.
Still, I take solace knowing my dire situation pales in comparison to the Zombie Taliban Al-Qaeda hellscape that has surely travelled at great speed across this land...if there are still roads to travel on.
Hopefully the decent people made it to refuge, perhaps at one of our many state parks and monuments. At least with the government gone, no one will be able to stop them from seeking the shelter i'm sure they desperately need.
I'll go out tomorrow. The 13th day. In search of hope, civilization, and toilet paper. I guess I won't be needing this concealed carry permit anymore...