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Daily Paul Founder Offers To Fix Obamacare Website for 80 Bucks

Founder and creator of the Daily Paul website - America's second-finest news source following the Onion - Michael Nystrom today announced in a low-cost internet press release that he would be willing to fix the Obamacare enrollment website for $80, possibly even less.

Mr. Nystrom is the originator of the website dailypaul.com, which has thousands of followers, global acclaim, and a functioning 'log-in' widgit.

The deal originated after the federal government answered a craigslist ad posted by Mr. Nystrom offering to fix the federal healthcare website, https://www.healthcare.gov/ for "$100 or best offer." The government initially offered $60, stating that they were "a little strapped for cash at the moment." Eventually a deal for $80 was reached.



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However, like most programming efforts....

Once Michael fixes it, you'll never be able to fix it again!!!

keep an eye on the magician's

. . . other hand .

The real action is in international treaties

love chris

love the Nystrom.

He's may go back to his original offer of $100.

This time he's staying firm.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Just ducky!

Love ya honey. You're still crackin' me up.

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I gave it an honest shot of

I gave it an honest shot of signing up. I've been in an infinite loop of trying to verify my identity. It said that a social is optional, but they won't give you any info unless you give it to them. Even once I decided to give them that info, they still couldn't verify me.

I guess I'm not in their system as much as they'd like so they don't know who I am.

I gave up. My plan is 400% cheaper than that Obamacare would be.

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A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Ben Franklin

Fa! what fun to wake up and see one's drunken ramblings

at the top of the internet!

Mikey I appreciate your efforts but please pull this down as soon as something else comes along - I'm afraid the protesting truckers are more important than your charity work. Don't let Smudge's work slide out of the top 5 PLEASE.

Oh - and glad you like :)

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

A Cure For Obamacare

Send Obama Out Hunting With "DICK" Cheney

If Obama doesn't make it through the day, the congress will scrap it..

BOOM! - No pun intended...

Mich~ael, put that $80 dollar funny note back in your wallet..

This is a lock!

BOOM!

Baaah

Whatever....

"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
Samuel Adams

Terms of Contract....

Michael Nystrom should insist on being paid in gold. ;-)

Ed Rombach

or panda

steaks...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Why charge $80 to delete it?

most of us would do that for free!


http://youtu.be/9CdVTCDdEwI

Chris -1, Michael 10%

Chris, I +1'd you but wanted to -1. :)

1) Michael has excellent help!; and

2) They're pretty savvy to ask for at least 10% of the original cost and not be greedy to ask for more. Wouldn't that be at least $68.4 million? How much liberty will that buy? ;)

I'd suggest funds go to:

Daily Paul
The Trucker Convoy / U.S. Military Veterans & Active Duty
C.S.P.O.A. http://cspoa.org/
Ben Swann Discretionary Fund
Oath Keepers
P.A.N.D.A.
Liberty Activist Projects, Campaigns, Legal and Medical Funds
http://www.herfordforcongress.com/.... Alex Helwig
Action Projects: http://www.jbs.org/action-campaigns

WOW! Now that everything is fully funded, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! :)
A little relaxation would be great!
And there's still a $40+ Million Reserve!
Guess we can fix the U.S. Budget next. (DailyPaulers are goood!) ;)

Thanks, Michael! Great Idea! Thanks for sharing the cash! ;D

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FYI, Chris:

The Onion is not 1st Place (go sit in the corner)

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80 bucks... Would that be before or after the VAT ?

80 bucks... Would that be before or after the VAT (Value Added Tax) ?

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

LMNO!

SUMB.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

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LXL

LXL

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Can't figure out what LXL means...

mine are Laughing My Nuts Off and Snickering Under My Breath.

:)

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

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Laughing eXtremely Loud ;)

Laughing eXtremely Loud ;)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Well, in the words of the good doctor...

glad to be of cervix.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

They could raise the money with an Obama dunking booth...

...or shoe throwing contest.

Might even raise enough money with those to pay off the national debt.

Don't let the teleprompter get wet...

Don't let the teleprompter get wet...he won't know what to say when he keeps getting out of the water. Umm...umm...uhhh...ahhh...umm...ahhh...

"Villains wear many masks, but none as dangerous as the mask of virtue." - Washington Irvin

If the electric teleprompter falls in the water with him...

...he won't be saying anything. ;)

The only sound we'd hear is buzz/pop/fizzle.

...and then perhaps the sound of rejoicing throughout the land and around the world.

ROFL!!!!! Just the image of

ROFL!!!!! Just the image of that and the mile long line I would probably wait in, cracks me up! LOTS of money raised..LOL!