Praise Pours In From Pundits for New Drone CongressmanSubmitted by Ed Ucation on Tue, 10/15/2013 - 12:56
The new Congressman from Maryland's 14th District, TME45-P3P, or Tommy Peep, as his colleagues affectionately call the rising star, is causing quite the buzz.
"During the campaign, he took the effort to get to intimately know each and everyone one of his constituents. It's amazing. He can describe everyone's living room in such detail," remarked one his fellow incoming freshmen.
A senior hill staffer admits to rash judgement about the newcomer:
"When I first met him, he just kept buzzing around the House chamber, asking about wedding parties to crash. Needless to say, I mistook him for an incorrigible horndog. I was wrong."
Party leadership praises TME45-P3P for his unquestioning loyalty and his ability to get things done without causing waves:
"He can fly really low above the water without stirring the surface. Then there was the three week fillibuster. Tommy Peep just kept going and going. He read the whole Federal Register, starting from 1934, to highlight government inefficiency. If his batteries didn't give out, who knows how long he could have kept it up."
"He is a straight shooter with a can-do attitude," remarked another pundit.
TME45-P3P's latest efforts are aimed at low performing elementary schools in the inner cities. Tommy Peep vows to target each problem area individually. The pundits are excited.