I see your one:
and raise you another:
Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts.
It is best to ignore such writers. Zombi-ness is highly infectious and spreads when someone listens to or reads another brain-dead person. Those who are resistant to zombi-ness, such as libertarians, are temporarily affected with increased blood pressure and nausea.
IMO, this writer has to be one of the least useful person in the American workforce.
I stopped when I read this - "... the Tea Party. In fact, most of those lawmakers accurately point out that they are doing what the constituents in their painfully drawn, one-sided, overwhelmingly white, aging, anti-gay, anti-immigrant, science-denying districts want."
She has to resort to outright racism and divisiveness and claim that only a minority supports tea party, so what the party claims is invalid. First order and Second order logic should be made mandatory from elementary school to avoid future herd of brain-dead people.