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Senate Agrees To Stop Jumping on Bed and Screaming in Exchange for More T.V. Time

Breaking: With bedtime looming nearer, a last-minute deal was reached in the White Household for the Senate, age 5, to stop jumping on his bed and causing a ruckus, in exchange for being allowed to view another episode of 'The Wiggles'.

"It's hard as a parent to give in to a child's demands." says Connie Gressman, a neighbor "but with all the jumping, hooting and hollering, he wasn't going to go to settle down and behave himself anytime soon."

Another neighbor commented that in the future the parents might want to cut down on sugary snacks, and maybe schedule some outside activities to help the little guy use up some of that energy before bedtime.

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I think Senate secretly likes the spankings

I think Senate secretly likes the spankings

“The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.” — Albert Camus

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funny dude
I see from your other things that didn't happen,must really not have
heh heh heh

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

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First time this week

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